Alistaire (stuff where hes weird)

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THEYRE SO SMALLED!!!

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fuaking FREAK

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when you get yoinked to a new universe without any of your clothes and you have to rebuild your style but the guy wielding the wallet on your behalf wears exclusively dark wash denim and leather

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LITTLE. FUCKING. GUY never done ANYTHING wrong

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this is super not final as far as scars and piercings go but I have a disease where I can't not upload everything. olded their asses herostaire and sharpshooter

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this fucking freeloader needs to get a JOB and get OUT of charlies APARTMENT i dont CARE if he fell into the wrong universe with zero of his belongings

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what if he was danny phantom

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night in da freakin woos babey.

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penguins your human man

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FURRY

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CROSSED THEY ANIMALS

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WOLFWALKERS!!!

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CHOMP

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dont awoo $350 fine

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fine. fine. FINE WHATEVER fine. you know what? fine. YOU GOT ME. FINE. I DON'T EVEN- WHATEVER. FINE.

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oo oo aa aa

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LITTLE THANGED HIM

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technically not them but their daemons in an au where that's a thing. but whatever i put effort into this so it's going up

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horsed his ass again

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Blasts you with the cowification beam

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sigge took away his gay

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POKEMONED

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HORSED???? HORSED HIM??? 20

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herostaire: tries his best to prove queer people can be heroes, but is dreadfully incompetent and messes up every mission he joins

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herostaire getting real frustrated by all those rejected sidekick applications

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evilstaire: straight up murders people actually terrible guy. has henchpeople do all his dirty work and then makes his dramatic entrance, does his monologue, sets off the doomsday devices, returns to his lair to wallow in misery. joyless, soulless

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PRESENTATION
after doing this and um. blowing up the pentagon or whatever the second the spotlights are off him his posture droops and his drama and smile disappears and he's barking orders and going to have a lie down

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legend of zelda au :3c

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But What If They Switched Injuries (not canon sillydoodle)

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i uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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FUCKING SCOURGE WARRIORS? THIS IS *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND WAILING*

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love this animal. the whores
i dont know what charlie tab this goes in. but i couldnt allow it to not be uploaded sorry its too good

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if alistaire was a hero and charlie was... worse