Goose Man
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✦ Details
| Name | Goose Man |
| Gender | Masc presenting genderfluid |
| Age | 107 (as of 2020) |
| World | Creators' Revenge & Assorted Bucket Things |
| Species | Human, Goose AND Bucket Entity |
| Home | Technically London (England), but also Florida (USA) |
| Occupation | Unemployed |
| Sexuality | Asexual and Demiromantic |
✦ Appearance
| Height | 5' 4" or 162cm |
| Body Type | Cereal Box |
| Hair Style | The kind when you pin your hair behind your ears but more falls in front of it because physics |
| Hair Color | #ffffff white |
| Eye Color | #aac5cc blue grey |
| Skin Color | #ffe9c9 peach |
| Clothing Style | Bright white formal wear with neon orange somewhere. |
| Posture | Annoyingly perfect |
| Other | Feathers. Lots of hot glued feathers. I'm mostly too lazy to draw them all. |
✦ Likes
| White clothes |
| Geese |
| Crashing the stock market |
| Most ways of messing with humanity |
✦ Dislikes
| Normies |
| Karens |
| Swans (Especially Swan Man) |
| Popup ads |
✦ Hobbies
| Trying to get a hobby |
✦ Traits
| Snobby |
| Disinterested |
✦ Quirks
| Being alive |
| Turning into a goose when distressed |
✦ Phobias
| Hellfire |
| Antisepticeye |
✦ Section
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✦ Trivia
| ● He's actually an edgy Bucket Entity that happens to be a vampire and a vanilla dead guy trapped in a Goosey trench coat made from plot convinience and banana dust. |
| ● He used to like Eggos until he saw a stop motion pop up ad where fruits were being put on the Eggos. Unfortuately, it looked like a talking cow and scared him. |
| ● He once killed someone but it didn't happen because he deleted it. |
| ● He's also sometimes Sailor Goose. Which is an edgy Bucket Entity that happens to be a vampire and a vanilla dead guy trapped in a Goosey trench coat made from plot convinience and banana dust stuck in the head of this other random 14 year old kid. Said 14 year old kid really wants to get unpossessed. |
| ● The last time he cried was in 1986. Because vanilla dead guy's ex-alive sister died. |
✦ Relationships
| Aeviel | Aeviel is the 14 year old kid. He's also dead. |
| Vivian (Kind of) | Vivian is the vanilla dead guy. He technically IS Goose Man but also kinda not really. |
| Walt Disney | Goose Man walked through the wall of Disney's office and demanded for Toy Story to get made because he cursed a guy name Woody to be a doll. Yes Disney's alive at this point in this universe. |
| Lachlan | Goose Man met Lachlan when he was trying to annoy Swan Man by crashing the stock market (agian). Lachlan was there to assassinate a cult leader who was also a stock broker. They got in each other's way but it all worked out with only minor property damage and they are on-again-off-again dating. Their relationship is kind of the definition of "it's complicated". |
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