Swan Man
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| Name | Swan Man |
| Gender | Male (technically genderfluid) |
| Age | Age? What's that? Can I sell it? |
| World | The Bucket Cult (and Creators' Revenge. Unofficially.) |
| Species | Swan and Bucket Entity |
| Ethnicity | Does this have anything to do with ethics? (he's caucasian) |
| Home | The Bucket House (Somewhere in the sky) and Wall Street (USA) |
| Occupation | Stockbroker, part time scammer (but he'll never admit it) |
| Sexuality | ...What's that? Is it related to "age"? |
| Height | Taller than Goose Man hA (5' 11"/~180 cm) |
| Body Type | Ok seriously, what are these questions? How am I supposed to answer this one? (he looks like a generic male model) |
| Hair Style | Textured Fringe |
| Hair Color | Dark brown |
| Eye Color | Medium-Dark Brown |
| Skin Color | Peach |
| Clothing Style | Dark coloured suits |
| Posture | Standard, duh. (Read: "I'm way more importantant than you so get out of my way". And annoyingly perfect.) |
| Other | If you want to |
| Talking down to incompetent fools |
| Making lucrative business deals (scamming people) |
| Politicians |
| Geese. Especially Goose Man. |
| Speed running pay-to-win video games (by paying to win) |
| Creating multiple accounts to leave bad reviews on Untitled Goose Game |
| Bigoted |
| Close-minded |
| Starts speaking in binary when angry |
| Will bite you |
| Smart people |
| Goose Man crashing the stock market once and for all |
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| ● Once read 50 Shades of Gray by accident because he unironically thought it was going to explain greyscale to him. He got really confused and vowed to never read a book ever again. |
| ● He thinks movies are dumb because the only movies he ever watched were YouTuber movies. Like Airplane Mode. That truly made him disappointed in humanity as well as never trust YouTubers ever again. |
| ● He thinks "digital art isn't real art" because he thinks you just yell at a computer and art magically appears. It always worked for him, anyway. |
| ● A guy named Woody made a summoning circle by accident because he was trying to make some cool chalk art for his daughter and he summoned Swan Man by accident. Everyone was very confused and the situation ended with a memory-wiped child, a disgruntled swan and an ex-human doll. |
| ● He was assulted by a virus that gives him infinite popup ads once. Goose Man pranked him with popup ads because he (Goose Man) hates popup ads and wants Swan Man to suffer with him. The virus got disabled because Swan Man expected it to stop after some amount of time and he unconsiously bent reality to his will. Because he can do that. Please don't tell him he can do that we're all gonna die if he knows- |
| Goose Man | Swan Man and Goose Man have a rivalry that's been going on for over 9000 years. |
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