Bartholomeus

cranky-snooty animal crossing villager maybe? Idk but he is a posh hermit alright

a punk-nerd entomology enthusiast, pls be nice to his tarantula it's his only friend. He has a vast collection of books and things like diagrams and posters about bugs, he has kept a stolen textbook from his old biology class
He dislikes Blathers, if they come across they will 100% throw fists over their bug bias /hj

His tarantula got a tank at home but sometimes he’ll bring it around in what he calls his travel bucket. He suffers from the resting bitch face syndrome. He’s just a turtleneck nerd, truly