joker [ufo]

Joker used to work at a circus as a contortionest until they encountered a parsitic little bastard while taking a bath in a lake. This parasite then preceded to take over a large portion of their body when Joker took action and threw on their jumper to try and suffocate it. Unfortunately for them, all they did was seclude it to their body. They started panicking and hyperventalting when they hear a eerie voice speak up. "Oi you fuckin'Bitch why'd you do that." That's when Joker realized it was coming from within their jumper. It was the freaking parasite speaking!!!

In a calm like voice Joker demanded it let them know who they were and it slowly detaingled from their body. There standing before them is a mini version of themself and in answer to their question it shrug it's shoulders, "I don't know" it mumbles. "What the fuck do you mean you don't know" Joker screeches?!?!? It shrugs it's shoulders again and Joker exhales in exasperation and says, "well guess your names Bastard now".