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literally just a fucking anime tsundere in an e-boy body. ten bucks says he's madly in love with me and just not ready to admit it. once you start talkin' to him he's kind of cool, though. like, still a hardass, but a hardass that might experience a single emotion on weekends and holidays. i've got 90 different insane, evil, twisted plots that i'm using to get him to open up, and by god, i think they might be working.
i hate this bitch on everything. she's got no fucking business being as big as she is and i hope she smacks her monumental mensa candidate snapping turtle ass head into every possible fuckin' doorframe. she's cool. good smoking buddy, good driving buddy, good skull-bashing buddy. always tries getting me to lay on her and it's starting to work.
on god i hate his whore ass but he makes for a good body pillow. a weaponized body pillow. i feel like i kinda owe it to him for pretty much letting me move the fuck in but he's got this distinct hot cheeto aura that makes me rethink my decisions half the time. i wish they made adult sized baby slings </3
i'm like bc's funny little lap cat sometimes i swear to god. that woman is a mattress and i am but a cuddlewhore. i'm still waiting for her to swing me around by my ankles and throw me at some poor bitch we're trying to kill off i think it'd be kinda sick
I'm 90% sure this guy's on something. He's pretty much batshit insane. In a fun way, though. I don't know why he keeps so much old shit around, but he's chill, and I might get a kick out of trying to figure out just what the fuck he's saying half the time.
Bonecrusher is certainly a difficult nut to crack but I admire her focus and her intelligence in her field. Brief interactions, I have had, which involve me reviewing her customized bikes. Buying used bikes... Such a noble cause to the motors and mufflers who never got a chance to experience the excitement on the road!
I don't know who the fuck he thinks he is, but I've gotta give him some credit. Not going to say anything on any past... interactions we might've had. I respect the guy. Probably the only one here with some common sense.
I have beat her ass before and I will do it again. I am concerned for her, though. It is not usually a prerogative to teach others to cook but I feel like it's irresponsible not to...
do i? i hadn't noticed. pretend i'm not covered in blood right now. we can make it work.
you seem like you need to cover your tracks, huh
BE GAY DO CRIME! BE GAY DO CRIME! BE GAY DO CRIME! BE GAY DO CRIME! BE GAY DO CRIME!
DUDE DO THE FLAMETHROWER THING AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAI-
If I were trying to keep things formal here, I'd say she's reliable 'n leave it at that. But I'm not. She's an asshole. But, like, in a fun way. I'm pretty sure she's just straight batshit fuckin' insane, which I can appreciate. The world needs more crazy bitches.
That, and she just gets me. We click. Dunno why.
BC... I 'unno about that one, man. She's scary as all fuck, but like, I dig it. N' she doesn't seem to really give a shit about... things I'm used to people givin' a shit about. I think we work together real well. And for the record, that... first sentence was supposed t' be a joke. All things considered, I think miss mattress over here is one of the most positive influences on my life yet. Not to, y'know, get sappy or nothin'. Cuz fuck that noise.
you. me. dennys. 3am. no questions asked, no holds barred. winner gets those little domino's lava cakes. you in?