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Oh yeah, my lesbo-looking twin sister. She's OK, I guess. Could really use a makeover... wait, no. A makeover would be impossible with her. Who knew a few little changes in the genome would lead to such a fat, frumpy disappointment?
My hotter sister, or at least that's what everyone says. I can't stand how up her own ass she is. Seriously, she's the only girl I know who would legitimately think she's a succubus. Fuckin' hell, she's annoying.
Well, fuck me. An alternate version of my lesbo sister who's actually a lesbo. Before you ask, no, I don't swing both ways. I just say that to get guys excited.
She's cute, but she's just all right. I could probably crush her between my thighs anyway.
You look like you could be a wrestler. That why Mizuki married you? Just so she could get closer to the dream I'm living without her?
Part of me finds you sexually attractive, but then I remember your personality and I'm glad I picked the better twin.
Aww~ You make me think of all the times I watched A Pup Named Scooby-Doo as a kid. Can you just say "Jinkies", once? For me?
Intriguing. Is this what Mizuki could have been if she had rebelled against her parents? That is... unfortunate.
Mizuki may be just OK, but her daughter's adorable!~ I wanna take this little angel for a soda or something. Make her happy to see her Auntie Ryuko.
Auntie Ryuko!~ Mom doesn't like her, and I get why, but that doesn't stop me from hanging out with my fun, wrestler auntie.
God, I wish my mom was like you. You're like, the perfect mom for me.
Honey I'd love to take you in! Let me take you and my kids to next Sunday brunch!~
You're like, totally fetch, girlfriend. Mind givin' my sister a new wardrobe?
Hell yea sister! Let's burn all of your sister's clothes haha XD! Let's get Mizuki some new clothes!
Hina~ What do you see in Mizuki? You're way out of her league.
I'm just her friend that's all but honey you're cute!~
She's a cute little brat, but she's too annoying. Mizuki must be a saint if she can handle this little green gremlin.
She's pwetty! I like her pink hair! I like pink! :DD
I don't really care about my birth mother anyway.
I... don't remember having you.
Cake? Sorry, sweetie. Don't wanna get too chubby now.
She's pretty cute. She also annoys Mizuki's husband, so that's a plus for me.
She's a hotter Mizuki and cooler too! I want to have girls' night out with her and eat cakes with her.
This bitch promised me powers, and she didn't give me shit!
She didn't bring me any closer to my little Marsy! She's useless.
Hell yeah, I'm a good Otome protagonist! I got a massive reverse harem at my beck and call! Even if about ninety percent of them left because they couldn't handle me...
She's a fishie! A stronk fishie! She's a bit scary...But I bet she can be a better Otome protagonist than her lame twin sister!
Aww!~ That sounds great! Let me get my bags!
You look adorable I gotta take you out to brunch and maybe we can take little Kazuko out for shopping!!~
Kei-chan. I'd like you to meet my colleague, Dr. Denjikawa.
and I'll like you to get the fuck outta here! GET OUTTA HERE! GET.OUT.! GET OUTTA HERE!
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL! You KNOW I be lovin' me a party after work! Maybe a little less though, my back's a little sore...
Girl! GOIRL! WE gotta shopping and go out for drinks I'm buyin'!~ I'll treat ya to a good headlock too bitch...
I’m sorry! I don’t speak English! Okay?
Girl ain't nothin'. She's cute and all, but she plays dirty.
Who?
I only know her from TV. She seems like a rather interesting character.