Renji Denjikawa's Links
My dad may be a boomer, but he's OK! He doesn't like that I got into tailoring, but at least he's proud I'm an effective cyborg!
My youngest son, a disappointment compared to my oldest. Yes, he's a cyborg, but he's literally the worst person to be given these superpowered enhancements. What was my wife thinking?
I don't hate my mom. Yeah, she literally blew up my entire lower body and now I'm a cyborg that can't reproduce, but hey... Wait a minute... I hate my mom.
I feel so bad for poor Renji... I know it's my fault that I made her a cyborg, but I still want him to love me. I'm his mother, after all.
She's a lot more kind to Yuzuru. I don't know why. I'd say I wish she'd give that love to me, but she's a lesbian... and my sister...
Stupid cyborg. Like, I don't even wanna be anywhere near him.
She acts way more like a mother than my own mom! It's weird but appreciated after my real mom blew up my legs.
He's a grown man now, but I can't stop seeing him as that little baby born right after Yuzuru. He's still my little baby brother, and I hope he finds a nice man... Wait, he's gay, right?
He hates me because I was born. I can't do anything with that, so I don't really talk to him that much.
This asshole is the reason I was raised by my older brother. He's despicable and I fucking hate his deceptively adorable face.
He's a big, dumb meathead. No wonder dad likes him more than me.
Tried to make him a Miyadaiku after he graduated middle school, but that was when he started sewing. Eh, whatever floats his scrote.
I used to have a crush on her... I still kinda do, but she's married now.
Oh yeah, that desperate cyborg. I think he liked me, but I didn't like him back, so I didn't say anything. I hope I didn't break his heart.
She's like Scarecrow, but sexy!
Isn't this guy who wanted to fuck his sister?
I haven't interacted with her much, but I don't want to risk it. She's the heiress to the Skyheart fortune after all.
who?
I really like Holly's hair powers! I wonder if I can make a morphing suit so she can better utilize her unique abilities.
He is... unusual... Uncle Marky calls him a pathetic, simpering piece of trash, and I regrettably agree.
You go in the timeout corner for saying such hurtful, painfully accurate things about me. Oh yeah, and you forgot to call me Urkel like everyone else.
Look at this poor simp of a mess known as fucking doctor! Get a real job you fucking piece of shit! I hope you get pegged by a fucking big fat prostitute named fucking Big Fucking Bertha or whatever you need to grow some fucking balls if you even still have them you little spineless potato assclown. I fucking like my simps but you're one of those few simps I hope they get fucking clowned you stupid troglodyte piece of shit.
Oh my god! It's my perfect edgy rival! Yuzuru, I don't need you anymore!
What a pathetic excuse for a cyborg! You will never truly reach your full potential unless you give in to the machine.
No! Don't kill me! I didn't simp over anyone this whole month! Please believe me!
I wanna beat the shit out of this poor simp! He has failed the No Simp September challenge...say GOODBYE TO YOUR LUNGS RENJI!~ IT'S TIME FOR THE PUNISHMENT!
Saku's pretty cute, but she makes me feel small.
I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU
You pulled an Ultimate Quicksilver and fucked your sister. Granted, Koharu was adopted, but that's still wrong if you spent so long with her.
Everyone keeps bringing up the one time I was forced into incest... I DID NOT CONSENT!
I commissioned Mr. Daniels to help with the artistic elements of my new suit. He rejected the commission because he "didn't want to be supporting the white Static Shock." I don't get what he means. I didn't choose to have these powers, and I'm not even white.
White Static Shock? Fuck him.