Ian Rosetta (🦾 Creature-Crossing)

Why dictate from a warzone when you can do it from the comfort of your own house? And if you're dictating from home, why not make your home in a town full of soon-to-be superweapons? Er... "Raiders." Right. At a glance, Ian is a beanpole little nerd who'll probably be balding by his mid-30s and is often coated in soot or slime. He's certainly sitting on a lot of secrets, but he prefers keeping those cards close to the vest. Besides the whole "mad scientist" shtick, Ian likes spending his free time painting rocks, playing with wires, and working on other DIY and decorating projects. When he walks into a shop, it's not uncommon for him to get distracted by a nearby bell or box or fridge. Better keep an eye on him before he starts pulling plugs.

Ian is a very proud man (and a very jealous one) as a scientist, a husband, and a brother. He immediately feels threatened when his inventions are mocked, achievements are diminished, or when he catches anyone flirting with his beloved wife (who is a bat). Those secrets I mentioned keeping close? ... We'll see how long he keeps his big mouth shut once someone insults his pride.

If you ask Ian why he came to Lilypad, he'll mention he's looking for his lost sister... though he can't provide any photos of her. It would seem he's finally tracked her to Lilypad, but can't seem to find her anywhere. Notably, although Ian may come across as cocky and confident, the last several years have been difficult for him and left him so shaken, he struggles to function without the help of his personal assistant slash service dog, Tabitha. Or is that just a pity-baiting ploy?

It should be noted that Ian has no idea his wife is a vampire. He wholly, innocently believes he married a standard bat, and I wouldn't want to be the one to tell him his beloved's keeping secrets...

★ Gee Morales, how come your mom lets you have five false names?

★ Absolutely an impulse buyer, especially when it comes to machine parts, clothes, and chips

★ Terrible at reading nonverbal cues... Doesn't laugh when you make faces at him, can he even see through those glasses?

★ Eats too much garlic bread

★ Also popcorn

★ Rolls his wedding ring across the table when he's bored

★ Has a number tattooed on his arm as an aesthetic choice

★ Carries his laptop and notebook without a bag like some sort of savage

★ Bro do you even live here?

★ Was once filmed crying on the floor of a clothes shop that didn't have what he wanted in his size and he will never live this down

★ Buys way too many tiny dresses for his wife (Because she's worth it)

★ Can cook macaroni and cheese and that's basically it (Ivy, Carmelo, and Tab do the cooking for him)

★ If Ian were a Pokémon, he would be a Hitmonchan. His nature would be Bold and his IV would be Proud of Its Power

★ His favorite color is purple and his favorite food is anything he can eat with one hand

★ Those eyes are going to haunt my nightmares

★ He's more of a dog person than a cat person

★ If you've been following me long enough to remember an old character I had named Morales, I assure you they're unrelated

★ I would trust this man, he is nice and definitely not keeping a kidnapped child in his laboratory