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Meet the queen of the drums and winner of bastard cat awards, Crash! Named after the biggest and loudest cymbal in the drumkit, though she isn't the biggest in the band there's no denying her presence and noise!
The embodiment of the title "evil lesbian", Crash is not a family cat and, to be honest, she's closer to some sort of hellish creature than an animal. Always yelling, always getting into trouble, do not let her close to any belongings you'd rather keep intact. She bites and scratches everything in her vicinity and will make sure to throw up on your favorite carpet when feeling sick, it is always on purpose, Crash feels no remorse and her heart is full of mischief and murderous intent!
In the band, she is certainly the smartest and most creative, she knows a lot about human society and can come up with many ways to appeal to them but, she does not, she is just constantly creating garbage music to make as many people upset as possible so she isn't allowed on the microphone often. She is a great drummer though! Impossible to control but still great.
She is the only cat with heterochromia and also the second one with scars! Hers are mostly on her face and mostly from Hi-hat.
Eating literally anything
Breaking and destroying things
Getting yelled at
Leashes and cages