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Somewhere in the inky blackness of space hangs a lost planet without a sun. With no atmosphere to protect it, the melted obsidian surface of this dark world is scarred and shattered by cosmic debris. Once-proud spires lay ruined. Stellar warmth hasn't touched this planet for billions of years.
But on its surface, something stirs.
Blood-red eyes turn toward the ruined horizon.
It's hard to sigh mournfully in a 99.8% vacuum, but this figure somehow manages. He thinks for a moment about how this planet is a really great metaphor for his character, and smiles sadly to himself.
It's been a relaxing holiday, if short. Six and a half seconds of downtime might not seem like much, but it's all he can afford to have-- the universe needs him. He takes in the Stygian surroundings one last time, then crosses his hands across his chest and spreads his wings, wings as dark as the planet upon which he stands. Then in an instant he's gone.
god can you believe he used to wear sneakers & jeans
he still has a place in my dumb heart tho
gonna call him 2009 for clarity's sake
Age: 13 billion
Looks: hot
Powers: all
Personality: insufferable
Status: coolest person in the universe
Sexuality: yes
Storyline: pretty much just this
2009 was one of the four gods that created the universe. He ruled over time and death because he was super edgy. He was inexplicably cast out from the heavens and inflicted with the suffering of all the cosmos as punishment for some indeterminate crimes.
He roams the universe in order to alleviate suffering and prevent injustice. And also to combat the machinations of his EVIL BROTHER, one of the original four: Ruhiin, the disgraced god of energy. It is 2009's job to uphold cosmic order and without him the entire universe would fall into dissaray because that's just how important he is.
His True Form is a huge, black-and-red-and-edgy-all-over dragon with four eyes. His other True Form is a 12ft tall demon man.
He has chunky metal things on both his forearms that he somehow manages to hide under his bargain bin jacket at all times. They represent the SHACKLES of his FATE and are present in all his alternate forms. Also omnipresent is the dramatic looking clawmark scar on his right shoulder inflicted by the gods who cast him out.
He also has a Scary Black Flaming Sword because of course he does. But he's so good at fighting he can slay a thousand demons with nothing but a celery stick and his Good Looks.
Despite all his alleged importance he best thing he can think to do with his time is antagonize a human guy and his offensively stereotypical gay twin brother.
2009 adheres to 36 Really Important Oaths sworn to the cosmic order in charge of his shit and the only one ever specified was an oath of celibacy. Only in retrospect has it become apparent why he was made to swear that oath in particular :/
He is apparently a Really Good Person but evidently not quite good enough to not end up boning the wizard fiancé of a pregnant human woman. while also cheating on his cute purple alien gf jesus christ
in case u hadn't gathered so far he is actually terrible in every single way
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