Riff Bergen's Links
Cam's alright. He's actually pretty good competition, the only other kid who's been able to keep up with me. He steals my cheetos a little too often, but I'll let that slide for now.
We play Mario Kart together. They let me play as Toad.
What kind of grown adult carries around a pet game for babies in his pocket? Or unironically says "nya?" We get it, you're "quirky" or something, I don't have to listen to you, I'm not 10. You're not my mom.
No matter how... difficult... any child may be, that's all because they feel like they aren't heard by the adults in their life. It's hard being a kid! Riff is one of those poor, misguided kids. They just need a bit of positive reinforcement, and someone they can trust!
Man. Summoning a demon's supposed to actually be FUN. But nooooo, instead I have to get wannabe Beetlejuice-Herobrine. God.
Eh, Riff isn't scared of me. Not really a problem, though, now that I'm free. Got bigger fish to fry and all that. Reminds me of a younger me, to be honest... I'd wipe a tear away right now if I was able to cry.