Umbra Barkley (WIP)'s Links
Petey Petey Petey~! Well, he's cute and all, but I guess he's kind of, like, my cousin? My uncle's husband's nephew... Oh, anyways, he's like one of my besties! That's Marvel kid slang, y'know!
Umbra is a sweet guy, he's a lot more outgoing than I am. I think he might have a crush on me, which I don't know how to feel about. We're not blood related, but he *is* my Uncle Andrew's nephew.
Steph is my cousin! Well, second cousin. She's super pretty and smart! She should let me give her a makeover, it would be so much fun! She's got it, she should flaunt it!
Umbra is my second cousin. He is a sweet kid, I suppose, but he's a bit loud. I don't think he understands my passion for robotics, and he's a bit ditzy, but I do enjoy his presence at times.
Carol's my other second cousin! God, it feels like I have a billion cousins. ANYways, Carol is fine. She's kind of edgy, like, in a sad way, not so much as a cute way like Peter. I know she's super close to Peter, though! That's kind of, sort of how I met him and got to know him better!
He's ditzy and dumb, but in a fun way. He's super carefree, or at least that's how he acts. I know that he's sad inside, 'cause of his mom and dad. I can help him get through that sadness, I think, along with our friends.
Oh, Lightning. He's funny, but I think his thing with Petey is kind of dumb. I wish Peter would like *me* instead, but whatevs. We go to uni together, and I *guess* it's funny to see him make jokes during lectures.
Umbra's a nice, cute guy! Cute as in, like, a kitty! Uh, there is *one* thing that alarms me about him, though. I don't think a ghost should be following him around, but I can see it whenever Umbra comes and hangs out with us. I should ask him about that at some point, probably.
Oh, the magic guy! Yeah, he gets made fun of a LOT at uni. I dunno why, but he looks a lot like my Uncle Steven. Oh my god, what if I had ANOTHER cousin?? Damn, three is already plenty, in my opinion.
Umbra's a well liked guy at uni, I know that for sure. He's one of Lightning's friends, so he's sure to be nice! Heh, maybe if we become friends, I could find less eggs in my hat.
Oh, Alfred's that boy from Marvel! He's super hot, to be honest, I'd love to go out with him! I think he thinks I'm, like, a cis girl though. Well, whatever, he seems nice and cute, I don't know what Peter and Arty are talking about when they say he's mean.
Oh, that cute chick that hangs out with Parker-Freak? Yeah, she's cute, I'd tap that. I dunno why she hangs out with those losers, she should hang out with me and my crew, I'd treat her juuuust right~
I always see him staring at Peter at school, it's super fucking weird. Well, as long as he doesn't try anything, he should be fine, I guess.
Whore <3. Ha ha, just kidding! Kind of. He better not touch Peter, because Peter is *mine.* Peter shouldn't be hanging out with guys like Umbra, he should hang out with me!
Little Ava! She's my teeny tiny baby cousin! She's a smartie, just like Steph and Carol! She's a serious little kid, but she seems nice enough! Very quiet, though.
Umbra is kind of dumb. He is Dad's younger brother's kid, he's my first cousin. He's one of Peter's friends, so Umbra is often at our home. Sometimes I feel like he's at my house more than his own house.
Ren is suuuuuuper cute! Their hair is so pretty and nice to braid, and they're so easy to talk to! I would totally date them, but I dunno if I'm their type. Oh well, they'll have to make the first move if they want a piece of the Umbra cake, ha ha!
Ah, Umbra is very cute, kind of like a little bunny. Sometimes I wanna just pick him up and squeeze him, heh. Anyways, I feel like I can talk to him about anything, he even knows about my issues with my parents.
Oh my GOD, she's so strong! If I was into girls, my knees would be weak, for sure. Anyways, she's cool, but she should mind her own business over my feelings for Alfred. He's JUST a guy, she needs to relax.
Umbra is a harmless little guy! I don't like that he likes Alfred, and he's always annoying Felicity, but that's okay, I guess. He's a funny guy, and I'd be a liar if I said he didn't have an amazing fashion sense!
Jack's a nice guy and all, but he's pretty dense. I appreciate his golden boy shtick, but all that isn't gonna stop me from loving the attention Alfred gives me. Also, just tell Arrietty you like her already! You're both driving everyone else crazy.
Umbra's a cute lil' guy! He's so tiny.... I guess it might be my hero instinct to protect him, especially since Alfred seems to have an eye on him. I just wish Umbra would listen to us about how Alfred really is.
I like Reilly, even if he's kind of a wet blanket~ He's a bit like Peter, I guess, but Peter's nicer and a whole lot cuter, y'know? Either way, he's my friend, even if he's not as fun as the others. I'm just giving him a hard time, I do like hanging out with him!
Umbra's really social. His lack of self awareness and self preservation stresses me out, if I'm being honest. Can't believe he's into Alfred of all people.... He needs to wake up, it's not going to work out. Not to be a downer like the old man, but he needs to get a grip.
Felicity. We're in the same friend group, but we're not really *friends*. We're more like... catty rivals. I know she has a thing for Peter. If they're not into me, he sure as hell isn't gonna be into *you*. Keep dreaming, Fel.
Umbra is a total thorn in my side most of the time, but he's... fine, I guess. Really annoying, though. He should probably start avoiding Alfred, like the rest of us. I don't exactly love Umbra, but I don't want him getting hurt.
Dormagus is cool, I guess. He's magic! Plus, uh, I guess he's dating Carol, so he is wayyyy off limits, even if he was my type, which he is not. I do think that he needs to do something else with his hair and eyebrows. I wish he'd let me give him a makeover!
He's a bit vain, but I do think that Umbra has good intentions. He's one of my friends, and Carol's cousin. I think he's interesting to watch in his antics, though I do wish he'd listen to us. We're just trying to help him out.