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God, one of those Parker-Neid freaks. He's a loser, I'd kick his ass on any day. Uh, well, as long as Blanket isn't around. Anyways, he's a total weirdo.
Alfred is from Marvel.... He's really mean to me and Arrietty, I wish he'd just leave us alone.... I don't even know what his problem is with me! I barely talk to the guy, what's his deal with me?!
Oh, that cute chick that hangs out with Parker-Freak? Yeah, she's cute, I'd tap that. I dunno why she hangs out with those losers, she should hang out with me and my crew, I'd treat her juuuust right~
Oh, Alfred's that boy from Marvel! He's super hot, to be honest, I'd love to go out with him! I think he thinks I'm, like, a cis girl though. Well, whatever, he seems nice and cute, I don't know what Peter and Arty are talking about when they say he's mean.
Blanket hangs out with me and my friends. He's, uh, kind of scary? I guess? He's usually super happy and ditzy, but if you talk shit about that Parker-Freak guy, he gives you the coldest, dead-eyed look.... I prefer when he's happy and ditzy.
Oh, Alfred's one of my new friends! He hangs out with me and Moose and Gene and Brad and Nate and Rie! He's kind of dumb, to be honest, and I don't like how he talks about Peter, but that's okay! I'll make sure he learns to not talk badly about my true love.
Ugh, that Parker-Freak bitch. She's a loser, she should fuck off and die. She's freakishly strong, and tall, and smart, and her tits are huge... I MEAN, SHE'S UGLY AND I HATE HER! I can't stand her OR her stupid family!
I hate him. I know it's wrong to hate people, and Daddy would say it's not worth it, but I hate him. He only ever talks shit about me and my family.
Ah.... Midnight Strike is, like, *really* fucking hot.... It's my dream to have her give me a chance, or if I saved her from some sort of danger. I know it's cringe, but... I *might* have written fanfic about her....
Ew. I hate him, duh, AND he's obsessed with my hero alter ego?? God, life sucks. Well, either way, he's a civilian. I can't just let him die.
He's an edgelord, but he's tolerable... Well, he's my friend. I guess. He's kind of funny, y'know, when he's not obsessing over his ex. I think it's dumb that he tried to fight an Avenger, but you gotta respect the balls on Nate.
He's a sports-playing pretty boy. He's fine, I guess. Kind of a pushover, I could totally take him on in a fight. I think he might be bi, but I dunno, I'm not gonna ask, I don't really fucking care.
She's pretty hot. She's too self-conscious about her arm, though, it's really damn cool. She just needs to own it, I think.
Alfred's a handsome guy, but he's kind of got baggage. I think he stares at my arm too much, I don't like it, but whatever. I like the other guys more, anyways.
Ugh, I can't believe there's another damn Parker-Neid. Whatever, his super strength was useful until he snitched on me to the cops. He needs to join his stupid family and just go to hell.
Alfred is really scary! Sister Arrietty says I shouldn't be scared of him, because he's not strong like me, but he says mean things and calls me things I don't understand.... Arty said those words are called slurs, I think.