Soulja

In 1986 a machete was forged in Puerto Rico. Over the years it somehow wound up as a decorative wall piece in an apartment in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. In 2001, Soulja emerged from the machete and had an intense nagging feeling, telling him which direction to go. Eventually he wound up at a shed in Minnesota containing others like him.

A black, sticky liquid occasionally pours from his neck. He can swing his machete, which bears little resemblance to the one he awoke from, around freely.

Soulja is incredibly violent. He has extreme anger problems and, for the most part, severely lacks empathy. He has a tendency of thinking his right about everything.

Has a rivalry with Plate. He has trouble making friends and tends to be cautious about everyone- he rarely trusts others.