Natalie (Dicey Dungeon AU)'s Links
"The grind don't stop and neither do I! But, um, I appreciate your concern, honey... I'll do my best to impress you!"
I swear to god if you don't stop working and start enjoying this break in a dingy dungeon-
Honestly, I'm just happy to be here. Imagine all the views I'll get with the livestreams and vlogs of the backstage and behind the scenes!! And I get to meet the super-mega-celeb Lady Luck...
"Umm, this may be rude to ask, but like... how were you built? I don't get all that tech stuff but like, did you build yourself or—?"
"ohmygosh PLEASE do I'll forever be grateful! I'll give you a shoutout on my next stream!"
I can share my hotspot with you if you want
"Pah! Purely parlor prestidigitation! All this magical talent and you use it on your little 'Boops' and 'Bops??' ... actually it's quite entertaining, mind if I vlog how you do all those fun things??"
hahahaha, well, why would I spend all my time just casting boring old fireballs and echos? gosh, Magicians magic just isn't appreciated enough. but if your silly little vlogs get people to appreciate my genius, then sure! ehe!
"Get over here and I'll show you!! :D"
Please someone help me what is a "selfie"
"Is your whole body spiky? How do you put clothes on, don't they just get stuck and full of holes?"
"Oh yeah? Is that how you lost your eye? Stray bullet? Please do tell more and maybe you can be on my documentary!"
Magic sure seems complicated and ineffective. all i gotta do is just go bang bang!
"Ice magic seems super handy to have, I'll have to stop by! Maybe I can dazzle my adoring fans with some pretty ice crystals!"
Your fire magic is impressive, but if you ever want some practice with ice spells, just come down and I'll oblige.
"What other kind of life than 'real' do you think I vlog?? I see the real world all the time! I just also document it for others!"
you know theres more to life than Instagram, right? like real life and stuff?
"How about you upgrade deez NUTS! wait you can upgrade my hat? can you make it like super duper cool or cute or both?"
well, you have no equipment, but I guess I could... upgrade your hat?
oh-em-gee you do not know how much that means to me qwq
its ok i'll follow you on insta. #gains
"You clearly don't understand the literally *unlimited* potential of magic. But who can blame you, computers aren't really great with that whole 'infinity' thing~."
disinterested. who needs magic when i have technology?