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Hearts likes to pretend he's some twisted little man that is unique in his chaos and disregard for sentient life, but that's the standard attitude the higher you climb up the corporate ladder. It's easier to just let them do their thing and then cut them off when their antisocial behavior comes back to bite them.
I will admit, he did score in the spousal department. The ears are a bit much but that's nothing a bag on the head can't fix.
YER SUCH A TOOL AND A BASTARD CACHE... Hope ya don't trip on that chin of yers while runnin yer little empire~ Also also!!! THE NEW BEATSABER LEVEL JUS CAME OUT! Log on and play with me catboy!!!! Nyeheheh~
It is with a heavy heart that I announce the passing of Mr. Radbert "Dip Dye" Raff. He was certainly the most average man I've ever met, a dime a dozen CEO, and will be survived by his walking robo thesaurus and his kid Temple or something. [Fake sniffle]
Oh? What was that?
You mean he's not an embalmed corpse? Ha Ha! Could've fooled me! What a stiff.
[BUSINESS ASSOCIATE] An overcompensating menace who likes to throw half-baked insults at me. You’d think someone with his amount of riches would be able to afford some better lines, but oh well. He’s valuable enough to keep as an ally for now, I suppose.
This kid babysits S0NNY while I listen to Radbert and Leena prattle on about whatever business they SUPPOSEDLY run. So, at the very least, Tempo's less obnoxious than their alleged "betters." Could definitely use a haircut, though.
[DAD'S BUSINESS PARTNER?] ... One of dad’s... Not friends, but acquaintances, I guess...? He’s... Bleh... But his little brother is sweet. I like talking to him...
This little scum sucking AMOEBA of a man is one of the ONLY things keeping the inferior version of me from handing over his dimensional wrench. It's INFURIATING to listen to an inferior version of myself talk about how "happy" he is with his "sun"---whatever THAT means. What does Crash SEE in this trash eating, rat killing, costume wearing LOSER?! [smooths back hair]
But....he could be useful. If he's anything like Crash, he's dumb. And I can use that to my advantage...
Whew... this guy's like a REALLY tall and intimidatin version of Crash Course... I've heard that he doesn't like me so, think I'll stay clear unless he gives me a call fer somethin first.