Hyperactive fun loving glass beast husband! Forced to escape their original planets due to their otherness. They stowed away on Michael's ship before getting clumsy and crashing into his room. Fascinated with human biology but hates the soft textures. They bond with Michael over societal isolation, with Champagne being considered their home planets rough equivalent of neurodivergent. They play the role of an exotic pet at Michael's parties, though it's very obvious to many that they're sapiant, Michael feels too much embarrassment at this point to come clean about them.