Fig's Links
“Oh, um… I guess Chomp is pretty nice, for a floating head and all. He stuck by me when we were first discovering our whole ‘trapped in a room for some game show’ situation, so that was cool of him.”
“Fig can be a bit weird at times, I’ll admit, but the dude’s got his two-dimensional heart in the right place! I mean, hey, he worked with me when we had to search for clues about this Escape the Rooms thing, so I owe him for that.”
“Look, okay, I know I’m probably being such a weirdo by mentioning stuff about… well, you know. The fourth wall. But Claire is always questioning me, and I just- I don’t wanna act like I’m smarter than everyone, I just wanna figure out how to get outta here! Most of all, though, it feels like she’s the one hiding something, rather than me…”
“I don’t know what Fig is hiding, but he’s always so weirdly hesitant to talk whenever I draw attention to his comments. He keeps referring to some past of his, like it means anything to being a part of this dumb show.”
“What can I say about Fat Guy that hasn’t already been said? Guy can’t move, I don’t really know what I’m supposed to exactly… do about him. He’s kinda useless.”
“So, the skinniest guy here. Well, tied for that host guy. I dunno, man, he kinda sounds passive aggressive towards me, I feel bad for existing just a little bit more when he’s near.”
“Wh… why is there just some head with legs that talks backwards. Did the Host seriously include this guy just for the absurdity of it? I don’t know, I just don’t know.”
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“Wow, an actually xenophobic person. If it weren’t for him being so comically stupid and ignorant about literally everything, I’d think he’d be the worst one here. He’s only, like… the third worst.”
“Fig don’t understandment my superior intellect, he jus’ ain’t as cultured as I am. He assumes so much outta people, but I know someone right as I sees ‘em.”
“Newsetta thinks she can control this situation, but she can’t. This whole show is just some game, anyways, but… I guess I can’t help but feel bad for how hard she wants to try and help everyone. Even if she’s so bossy about it.”
“He’s sensible, I suppose, but he’s insistent that I can’t do anything to truly end the Host’s idiotic games. If there’s anything I’m gonna hold onto, it’s that I know better than that stick figure.”
“Yeah, I think her priorities are a little mixed up. We’re all trapped in a room and are forced to play dumb games, lady, we don’t need you to make everyone’s lives harder.”
“Ugh, what a total snooze fest. I don’t care about the reality of the situation, just let me have fun, gosh darn it! Maybe if you were a skeleton and not a stick figure, I’d care about whatever it is you’re talking about.”
“I- okay, so I might actually be aware of what ‘object shows’ are. Not that I’m proud of having experienced one. Yyyeah, well, Salsa pushing all of his stupid competition cliches onto everyone else annoys the heck outta me.”
“Okay, so he’s not David, but Fig sure does look familiar… I’ve been acquainted with loads of underground competitions, so maybe he’s been in one before? He sure acts like he knows more about what’s going on that he’d like you to believe. I have my eye on you, Fig…”
“Yeah, Sparks is definitely the marketable protagonist-type character. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s supposed to make it further than me.”
“I dunno what he’s talking about half the time, but that’s okay! Fig is one of the only people here I could draw! And my drawings are exclusively made with number three pencils!”
“He uses weird words. ‘Chillax’? Does a real person even say that anymore? I gotta question the writing of this show sometimes.”
“Fig’s, like… an anomaly, dude. Seems like he’s always worried about something, but won’t tell anyone what that ‘something’ is. Dude needs to chillax.”
“No, we’re not related. Stick figures are just a species of fictional characters. I’m not even the first, I mean, there’s Henry Stickmin, Red and Blue, those guys that fight their animators all the time… so, yeah, I don’t associate with this host character.”
“Can this guy just stop talking about things like he knows what’s going on? I’m the one that knows what’s going on! Not him! You’re not affiliated with me!”