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Totem Chart for Teenagers on Hol Carramba High!
Roll 1d10 and 1d6: 1,2 = 1-10; 3,4 = 11-20; 5,6 = 21-30 ... or 1d30. As if you have a 30 sided die.
| Roll | Totem | Smarts/GM | Bod/Feets | RWP | Luck/Nuts | Drive | Looks | Cool/Mouth | Bonk/Meat | Kudos bonus |
| 1-3 | Parakeet | -1 | +3 | -1 | +1 | -2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| 4 | Beach Bunnie | -2 | 0 | +1 | 0 | +1 | +2 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| 5 | Poodle | +1 | 0 | +2 | -1 | 0 | +2 | +3 | -1 | 4 |
| 6 | Leech | -1 | 0 | +2 | -2 | -1 | 0 | +1 | -1 | 5 |
| 7 | Lemming | 0 | 0 | -1 | +2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +2 | 5 |
| 8 | Sloth | +3 | -2 | -1 | +1 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 5 |
| 9-10 | Jackalope | +1 | +3 | -1 | +2 | -1 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 5 |
| 11 | Dolphin | +1 | +2 | 0 | +1 | -2 | +1 | +1 | +1 | 5 |
| 12 | Porcupine | 0 | +1 | -1 | +3 | -3 | 0 | +1 | 0 | 5 |
| 13 | Amoeba | All stats can be up to + or - 3 points, as long as the total bonus is 0 | 5 | |||||||
| 14 | Jackal | +2 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | +1 | +2 | -1 | 5 |
| 15 | Virus | +2 | +2 | -3 | 0 | -1 | -2 | 0 | +2 | 5 |
| 16 | Racehorse | 0 | +2 | +1 | 0 | 0 | +1 | -1 | +2 | 5 |
| 17 | Chinchilla | 0 | +1 | +1 | +1 | -1 | +2 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| 18 | Scallop | -2 | 0 | -1 | 0 | -2 | -1 | 0 | +4 | 6 |
| 19 | Aardvark | +1 | 0 | 0 | +1 | +1 | -1 | +2 | 0 | 6 |
| 20-21 | Moth | -2 | +1 | -1 | +3 | -2 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| 22 | Horny Toad | -1 | +2 | -1 | +3 | +2 | +2 | +1 | -1 | 7 |
| 23 | Earwig | 0 | +1 | +1 | +1 | +1 | +2 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| 24-25 | Sea Cucumber | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| 26 | Gargoyle | -1 | +1/-1 (night/day) | +1 | +3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +3 | 7 |
| 27 | Bush Baby | +1 | +3 | +1 | -2 | -1 | +1 | 0 | -1 | 8 |
| 28 | Spider | +2 | +3 | -1 | +1 | +2 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 8 |
| 29-30 | Platypus | +1 | +1 | +1 | +1 | +1 | 0 | +1 | +1 | 8 |
Note that any of the stats altered by the above numbers that go over 6 may be traded in to 'Kudos at a rate of 5 KnacKudos each above #, or kept at their unnaturally high number with permission from the HolMeister/Admin.
HoL Totems the short version - some have been altered for content or appropriateness to Carramba
Parakeet, the Gunnin' for the Window totem, repressed, never content, rebellion-a-brewin kinda teen
Poodle, the Bad Haircut totem, likes to bitch, don't like to get involved. I just want to get my car out of this bad area.
Lemming, the Cousteautem, Akin to the Moth but just not enjoying itself nearly as much. Wears a lot of black and carries a shitty dog-eared copy of "Catcher in the Rye".
Sloth, the Jesus Keep Your Shirt On totem, middleman operator supreme, smuggler, fence, used car salesman
Chinchilla, the I Am Sneaky But Please Do Not Immerse Me Fully In Water Or All My Fur Will Fall Out In Clumps totem, secretive, quiet little freaks, the chinchilla often manifests itself in the form of the Dark Arts: skullduggery, subterfuge, telemarketing
Scallop, the All Muscle totem, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Moth, the Wantonly Covetous Of Burning Death totem, pilots, daredevils, missionaries, anyone drawn to the glories of folly. You know, A Yutz
Earwig, the Tile Grout... MMmmmmm, Moist totem, Ostrasized, scum ridden creature of the shadowy depths, you want nothing more than mildewy laced vengence
Sea Cucumber, the Softrock totem, the quintessential Middle Of The Road accountant type
Bush Baby, the If You Do Not Kill Me Soon I Will Surely Die Of Fright totem, fast, nimble thieves, whistleblowers
Platypus, the What? Is There Something On My Face? totem, living an entriely random existence you get your jollies from other's misfortune. Whee!
The Carramba High Totems added for this game
Beach Bunnie, the Oh My God, We're Wearing The Same Suit totem, bubble headed and cute, that's about all
Leech, the Blood Sucking Slimey totem, would rather have you go first. No that's okay
Jackalope, the Mythological Roadkill totem, fast and probably faking it
Dolphin, the If We Had Thumbs We Wouldn't Need Saving totem, sleek, fun living and completely at other's whims
Porcupine, the Hug Me totem, Looks stand offish but is actually very friendly
Amoeba, the I Just Can't Decide What To Wear totem, always undecided about something, but quite enthusiastic about it all
Virus, the Come On, I'm Not Infectious Any More totem, highly adaptable and apparently fun to be with, but evil to the core
Racehorse, the Man, I Gotta Pee Like A totem, stubborn, used to winning, and whining
Aardvark, the Earth Pigs Rule totem, uses big words and larger swords to get their point across. Often referrs to self in the third person
Horny Toad, the Hey Baby - Ouch! totem, constantly looking for mates, uses any means necessary
Gargoyle, the Only Comes Out At Night totem, pretty big but quiet most of the time
Spider, the Itsy Bitsy totem, lots of limbs so it won't have much to lose
Jackal, the Scary Harbinger of Death totem, scary. Dark. Misunderstood. Slobbers when happy or upon hearing a dinner bell
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