Fist Bird Maximums

ARE YOU MANLY ENOUGH TO HANDLE A MATCH WITH FIST BIRD MAXIMUMS?

FIST BIRD MAXIMUMS, A BIRD WITH MUSCLES BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD
HE CAN CRUSH A WATERMELON WITH HIS THIGHS, BENCH PRESS WHILE BAKING A CAKE,
ROUND HOUSE KICK BABIES INTO SPACE, THERE ISN'T ANYTHING STANDING IN HIS WAY
except cucumbers, he doesn't like cucumbers 

EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS IN CAPS

FIST BIRD MAXIMUMS
MUSCLE BIRD OF YOUR DREAMS