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currently all my other commissions (kofi, dragon, talksprites) are closed until i get a new laptop - but i'm offering a different kind of commission type instead now, being sketch commissions! u can get colour added for a little extra so yeah (almost all the examples are over a year old so sorry abt that)
anyway, i enjoy doing these commissions so much more so i might have them open permanently!
just a heads up here for those who haven't seen the post in the marketplace yet in case u might be interested?
would anyone be interested if i made adopts based on species i've made? like bettamaid adopts and shuppy adopts? (ofc bapjwini and qutakk too - but the first two are more customisable)
i... wouldn’t consider them CS or anything but i'm also slightly hesitant bc they're all personal species? but i also wanna experiment w/ drawing different characters and sharing them to make the worlds they're in feel a bit bigger - so if i made adopts they might have CS rules if that makes sense even if they're. . not
idk i'm just thinking atm and am interested in ppl's thoughts hence the poll, i may or may not do them no matter the result but we'll see!
if u are actually rly interested maybe comment and i might be open to making u a semi-customisable one if u want? (eg, colours, fin type, ect or w/e it's a wip idea) - ofc regular custom prices would apply (if not, i'd just make random ones)
i'm on a skyrim high so would anyone be interested in doing art trades involving their skyrim characters? i have r'jhera and valrien to choose from, but in terms of what kinda characters i'm willing to draw i'm cool w/ any race/build ect!
just either PM me or comment! i'm handing in my assessment tonight so i should be free for awhile to work on art ~
price low to high w/ examples in spoilers!
if interested in any, PM me! thought i'd make this to keep track of what commissions i have on offer - and what sales i have going on!
(prices may be subject to change for complicated designs)
KOFI CHIBI HALFBODY $6
characters (c) matticus & wonderland
KOFI CHIBI FULLBODY $9
FLAT-COLOURED DRAGON $10
SHADED DRAGON $20
(i don't have a good reference for this atm so horace will do)
DRAGON REFERENCE SHEET $30
character (c) matticus
SINGULAR SPRITE BUST $30
FULL SPRITE SET (x6) $45 (more info)
character (c) beguile
SPYRO REIGNITED MOCK SCREENSHOT $65
adopts for art?
a good idea or?
is making adopts and getting art in return a thing ppl do or is it weird? mostly bc i've been in a big art slump lately and haven't been able to draw my characters and i've been too broke to commission anyone - it's making me a little sad tbh 😅
i do have another question tho, how would a good way to go abt doing this be? like how would i choose art? i guess not having it be FCFS bc like... i wouldn't wanna get a badly photographed sketch in shit lighting for an adopt if that makes sense? i guess having kinda like... rules? sorry i feel like i'm answering my own questions as i'm typing this lol but any advice is more than welcome :0
i have a dilemma :(
opinion?
so y'all know i have fantrolls but idk i feel terrible that they're not taken seriously on here :(
their human AU has so much development but i also don't wanna turn them 100% human bc like i've also worked on their troll selves for a long time (some 5+ years) and i really need an opinion from y'all ;w;
i guess my main problem here is that i need to draw at 17+ updated human AU artworks and it's gonna be a task, also... i'd lose favourites and start from scratch in either case
so i'm... at a loss i'm not sure what i want here
in the meantime i might make trolls private... to um... work on them i guess... but then i gotta make new folder icons and hh i mean they won't take long but i'm stressing just thinking about it tbh 😂
under spoiler bc it got long - also apologies for some of my answers i'm not censoring myself (i'll probs delete this eventually it's just for fun)
BASIC...
Name: kodi
Birthday: jan 27
Height: 5'5"...ish... being a short guy sucks
Weight: 47kg the wind blows me over :/
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Race: caucasian
Zodiac Sign: aquarius
DO YOU...
Drink?: yeah, not allowed to atm tho apparently smh
Smoke?: never
Use Drugs?: no, not opposed to trying weed one day tho
Cuss?: like a sailor - around family/adults i don't tho
Play Any Instruments?: used to play clarinet but at the moment? no
Have Any Peircings?: no but i've been feeling the intense need to get a tongue piercing and probably snake bites
Have Any Tattoos?: once again, no but i want to get three being a geometric solar system on my left forearm, a little geometric spyro head on my ankle and aquarius constellation on my wrist or something
Like To Annoy People?: not really? tho i like to annoy my bf
Like Life?: no
Wear Make-Up?: yeah concealer - acne is hell
Dye Your Hair?: yeah sometimes - i went pink once but it only lasted one day smh, i mostly just bleach it out a few times to be blond then re-dye it brown when i get bored of it
i was ginger once and it wasn't too bad
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: no, besides my voice is too quiet for ppl to hear 90% of the time
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: not really?
Like Pina Coladas?: never had one
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: fuck that
ARE YOU...
Dependable?: ah... no. not really.
Trustworthy?: yeah i take secrets to my grave
Obsessive?: oh definitely
Hyper Active?: not at all
Happy?: idk, i guess?
Content?: yes
Boring?: i don't think i am?? but i'm so quiet and anxious around ppl that i don't talk or anything so i probably come across as such
Violent?: uh... no?
Evil?: no
Hippie-Ish?: oh definitely, i'm super into hippie stuff, i basically live in hippie shops and market stalls
Shy?: definitely
Paranoid?: .... yeah. unfortunately.
Annoying?: probably even if i try not to be, being bad w/ social cues is a curse
Social?: not at all
Religious?: no
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show?: BBC's merlin! :D
Movie?: ferngully! :D
Band/Singer(s)?: VIXX, mother mother, birds of tokyo (the old stuff), lily allen
Song?: i don't really have one
Book/Story?: 'a dog's life: an autobiography of a stray' and 'the lost island of tamarind'
Color(s)?: greens, blues, aqua - basically cold colours
Shape?: well diamond was my favourite window when i was a kid from play school, so i guess diamond
Animal?: pugs, jumping/peacock spiders, snakes
Person(s)?: matticus, ghoullist, two of my friends who aren't on here
Smell?: butchers/seafood butchers, sawdust, the musky smell of pet mice, sea salt on the wind, the beach
Flower?: pansy
Subject?: at school it was art and japanese
Board Game?: snakes and ladders lmao
Musical?: none
Sport?: basketball is the only sport i ever enjoyed playing so
Word?: ...............cunt? idk fam
Quote?: 'life is like a tit to the face: it can be exciting but also unwanted' - an ancient proverb
Hobby?: drawing
Store?: jay jays baby!!!!!!! also kmart
Season?: winter
Time Of Day?: early morning is nice but also like... 1-2pm specifically
WHATS YOUR...
Worst Fear?: housefires
Life Goal?: having like 20 sugar daddies at once
Greatest Accomplishment?: error 404: greatest accomplishment not found
WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: coke
McDonald's Or Burger King?: maccas!! i don't even think we have burger king in australia (or if we do i've never seen one) is burger king like hungry jacks? even if it was i'd still pick maccas bc i'm a stubborn bitch who's had beef w/ hungry grungys ever since The Incident
Converse Or Vans?: don't they look exactly the same? give me off-brand $8 look alikes anyday
Dogs Or Cats?: hrhhghhhghuhhhhh dogs??????...?? cats are good too tho :(
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: none
Chicken Or Fish?: fish
Black Or White?: black
MTV Or FUSE?: MTV i guess, dunno what FUSE is
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: ipod
Pants Or Shorts?: shorts but like... lil ones
DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...
Day: STORMS AND LOTS OF THEM! or a nice warm day spent at the beach stepping on dangerous jellyfish on the sand while looking for crabs in the rock pools
Room: lots of shelves to show off all my plushies... pug posters everywhere...
Life: rich thanks to all my imaginary sugar daddies, probably a prostitute. best case scenario i'd have my dream job working in the brisbane museum while also having mastered three languages (but still rich thanks to my imaginary sugar daddies)
World: people aren't bitches and take care of the environment
Romantic Date: watching a movie on netflix while stuffing out faces w/ food as we lie down in a position that shows off our 50 chins
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: no
Heaven & Hell?: no
Angels & Demons?: no
Reincarnation?: yeah
Yourself?: no
Ghosts?: to a point, yes
UFOs?: not really?
Big Foot?: no but if he was real i'd ride him like a horse - mothman too
Lockness Monster?: no
A Thing Called Love?: yeah
WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: no
Kill Yourself?: ...in theory yes, in practice no
Beg For Money?: yeah... not like on the streets or anything but i have my ways
Skydive?: no way lmao
Bunjee Jump?: ditto above
Make out in the rain?: like i mentioned before, fuck rain
Run Away From Home?: noo...? maybe
Ride A Motorcycle?: i did once and now i'm too scared to ride one again - four wheelers are great tho
Do Extreme Sports?: no
MORE ABOUT YOU...
Do You Own A Car?: no
Ever Been To Jail?: no
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: kind of, i was in the middle of packing before my mum interrupted me and decided i wasn't disowned anymore
Do You Have A Job?: never have and probably won't living where i am
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: ya
my bf Matticus is opening art trades as well and since he doesn't have many followers/exposure i'm doing a bit of advertisement for him!
he's offering two styles being cartoony and any level from his bust tiers! please do consider trading w/ him his art is really good ;w; don't be afraid to PM him if ur interested!
what the title says 👀 comment or pm me
i might do like... two or three idk (my art'll just be traditional lines + digital colour i might shade it but i'm mostly doing this for fun)
(^ links to most recent upload which is the thumbnail below)
