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Another hat friend which isn't my doppelganger or annoying nerd! I like her style a lot.
And look! She gave me cool grean leaf thingie for my hat!!
thinks about him as good person, gladly helps when asked. tries to get hat and jeffrey along
good friends, sometimes invites into agency to help or when richard needs some cash
Least annoying dad, than Hat. I don't understand, what does Culi saying, but Hat says that "Culi is disgusted by you"... Gargar doesn't think, that's correct translation. My one eyed father just being mean to me again. Need to learn that language...
Pew!
Maybe Culi is barely tall than stepping stool but he got big kind heart and always knows what to say!
Blugh.
That old scum keeps me kicking down the stairs every time i come in agency to see my friends and his always grumpy face... Why can't you forgive something that I did long time ago? You understood that I had to do it, but... Argh!
Before "incident", we were in good relationship and he even gave me "Worker Of the Month" several times. Maybe, that's why his kicks getting weaker... JEFFREY EVEN PICKED ME UP ONCE AND JUST PUT DOWN ON STAIRS WITHOUT KICKING ME!
That little gluttonous creature? I almost lost agency because of him! He keeps saying that was "accident", but I know - it's not... How you can eat important evidence on accident?.. Maybe, it was halfly accident, because Hat forgot that he can digest paper easily. I let Harry finish that case but fired him after. Honestly, that's not my will...
Also he should be thankful, that I'm not throwing out of window. I still have respect to Hat... and his "boyfriend", who asks to be less harsh. Maybe I should give him chance again...
I've never met anything "like me" that is very opposite of me... Or not that much. I don't sniff people's stuff at least... And for some reason, that dude claims to be my kid.
But... you remember that one line from "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson? "But the kid is not my son" and then throws kid away... Yeah, it's about Gargar. He was manifested into world by magical accident. NEVER GONNA TAKE THAT DAMN RICHARD'S BOOK AGAIN!.. And because of that, he doesn't want to get rid of that long nosed thing, as my punishment.
He keeps saying, that I'm not his child at all, but I know, that I'm right! We both have cool hats and sharp teeth! Maybe, Hat's stupid and kind of psycho with his collection... and with those emotional issues, but he's still cool.
But him saying that I'm not his kid... It's breaking my heart... But Gargar is smarter and believes, that Harry is just shocked to see me, a bit.
So... it's not sandwich shop number?
...Whatever. You still can come to my house for a drink.
I have no idea what the fuck you just said. LIKE FR WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
Ayo. Meet my BF...s? I still don't know how to feel about that after "split" incident. I know and love him since he was one and only "Renshu". Even tho, he didn't change that much and still nice and lovely guy used to be... and still using to being it but in double amounts and now as two a bit different persons. Two lovers for the price of one is good deal for me~
And also I helping them when heads conflict. Honestly, it happens a lot but easy to solve... Unless it's hair issue and they tied with each other again. >о[
Shu: He's so small, cute and fashionable. Just take a look at him and his hat!
Ren: ...And have good cooking skills, which also important too. He's a nice lover and friend.
Shu: Even our "pre-split" self was knowing and loving him. And Hatty love us too.
Ren: He's always here for us by helping in our conflicts and was helping to relieve stress after that curse...
Shu: You need to be immoral freak to become his enemy or/and betray his feelings.
...and that's why I'm happy that I don't have a brain... oh, hey! Same for you. Rarely I see very "free-minded" people. This is a very interesting phenomenon that is still worth exploring... Don't worry, I can help you to keep yourself in one.
I wonder how my abilities affect both of you... And I think I should try to bring Plantera here, to see your tail and garden. I really hope she's not gonna chew plants, as she did with my brother's garden...
Hello mr. Hat! I should admit, it is not something I see everyday, but who I am to complain, right? Maybe you wouldn't mind to sit on my head, it might help me to keep myself in one piece.. wait, it isn't rude to say that, right?.. O, I'd be happy to met new people (or creatures)! But it's better for her not to touch my frien-- I mean, flowers. They're very dear for me, thank you very much ^^
This strange computer doesn't show funny cat videos. But only big eye. SMH.
I'm gonna wear him.
Hats are friends, even if your friend is hat too.
And it's annoying cat hat. Always asks me questions which 75% is hard to answer. How I can know how to enchant hats to have room in it?! How I can know why I born with that abilities?!
At least he's very gentle and not making any havoc... and barely moves. He can somehow move but i didn't seen how he does that. Maybe Topen is a ghost?..
Also, I feel how Topen is angry at me for something I don't understand. Probably because I'm not really hat and just can't answer all his questions.
I'm more real hat than him, while he's just a slug who's hiding in hat!
And not so smart. He can't answer my questions... or maybe hiding the answers???
I really need to know about him more for researches but that slimy idiot doesn't want to cooperate...
But i should admit... he's cute and spending time with him is happiest thing to do. I think, i should ask less questions to make him more "open".
Casey, my beloved trash can... She's so cool and rad, that i can't call her something related with trash, even though Casey lives with trash and very expert into scavenging.
I was used to find trash with her but lately I had to stop for a bit. Some friends noticed me "playing" with trash... but damn. That was good time. We even found someone's corpse once...
Aside from all that trash "activity", she's very trusty friend. If you need to find something - Casey always will be here and happily search around for a thing. She's really good at it. Also her trash can like my hat. Small outside, big inside and contains cool things. But i think, I gave her some shivers with my eyeball collection...
I'm gonna be short about that lad. He's funny, it's great to share time with him, but kinda annoying and weird... but that "bad" traits even sweet. Hat is the one of rare friends who was not disgusted by trash things and happy to share my "hobby". Though, we do it rarely now, since some skeleton and DJ stops him doing this. Those kids can't understand, that sometimes gentleman need to untie yourself and get wild...
Oh! And about "weird"... Hat have eyeball collection. He says he doesn't know how it started and how gets some of "trophies" and that's VERY-VERY weird. I think, I never should anger him...
I don't like Roger... but I don’t hate him either. I just can't understand him. His music too loud, words too modern for me, and because of that I can't "attach" to him well.
If there wasn't Mr. Hat - I would get totally mad. I'm not ready for people like that, but I would like to have one like him later.
What do I think about that skeleboi? Well... He talks too much for dead person but I think he's a good person, but too old for me.
Richard doesn't know many things about our times and gets in tears cuz of that easily. I see that he trying to understand, to like the music I make, because he asking me about my things... Maybe we can get along in the future?
I never thought that I'm gonna have a kid ever. That feels very strange and weird for me. Every time I think about that - I have a feeling that I crazy scientist, who made Frankenstein, but a vegetarian version.
She was just an experiment, but that turned out to be my and Raymond's child and we even weren't in *that* relationship. If only my parent were alive and I told them about this - they would laugh at me.
But yeah, I love her, she loves me. I wish I could spend more time with her, than usual.
Every time I leave her I want to say sorry, but holding myself from it. I don't want to make her feel guilty or show my either.
I LOVE HIM!
Maybe "small dad" spends not that much time with me, as my "big dad", but he's sure giving me enough love and knowledge. He's even calling me "little miracle" sometimes and crying when he needs to give me back to Raymond.
But I understand him. Being far and having a small amount of free time isn't a good thing...
Huh... Plantera... First, I was in shock when Richard said, that he got a kid with his deer friend. Then I was confused because that was impossible. And in the end, wasn't understanding, how his dyslexia helped to make flytrap alive.
It was just an experiment... but it turned very well??? Richard now has a good and very unusual child to care about.
What do I think about her? Deer and skeleton raised a child nicely. For her small ages, she knows pretty much everything and she's kind to everything... Unless you some tasty juicy bug or small rodent, that could fulfill her hunger.
HAT'S GREAT UNCLE! AND HIS HAT IS GREAT TOO! I SEEN IT INSIDE AND THAT WAS SO COOL TO SEE BIG STUFFS INSIDE SMALL HAT!
Spending time with him is great too! Once, we were on a bug hunt and he caught a very big bug, that he gave to me. Sour, but tasty. I don't know why Hat was shivering while holding it.