Bird-brained's Links
You're... like me in a way, but a, uh, human.
You're just me but you're... not even a furry dude. Damn.
Woah, is this a non-weird DM DMing CoS? Thas pretty wild man. Also yes, love you, we'll survive this hellscape together!
Life is hopeless, but you're pretty cool. Maybe things won't be so bad with you here...
Hey, not trying to be weird, but wou— Oh, nevermind. Apparently the DM has um. Weird things going on. Forget it.
Haha what was the DM even thinking here. We were done dirty, man.
I always enjoy the company of fellow elves and outcasts, and you appear to be both. Though I can't say I need a bodyguard, you've still stuck around with my merry band of friends. I suppose that means that you, too, are a friend of mine. It's been so long since I've had this many people to care about...
I can say it's been a strange experience with our companions and the difficulties to my new... "conditions". I was not surprised by you or our company reacting the way they did. Though I think the shock hadn't worn off at the difficulties and hardships before Barovia. Overtime getting to know all of you, I too would consider you and our other company friends. Sometimes this provides worry as I wanted to keep professional, as being a bodyguard was the normalcy of what I did in my life prior to Barovia. Because I wish to protect my friends even if the worse should happen. But I can understand the feeling to care about something and being around many individuals in a long time. I just hope I can prove worthy of this trust and friendship to you and the others...
I've been here for years?? Bitch.
Have you tried eating clay instead?
Wait, how long have you been around here? Do I know you? You really don't look appetizing, I think you'd burn my mouth
Hey brother! Been a while, I miss you.
Hey. I've been worried sick about you, sis, where've you been? You've been gone so long! It's been a lot empiter in the libraries without you here, and I was afraid you had died!
Cosmic crows... I ask of you a favor. I do not wish to pledge my soul, this is not a warlock-eqsue pact, but I will give you everything else I have, if you can help me. Beautiful holy crows.
Okay. Conscripted. We'll help you if you pledge your life and allegiance to us.
You are the best mentor I could've asked for. You accepted me for who I was, took me under your wing, and taught me just about everything I know. You had a rough life, and I hope to give you the best as you retire and grow older!
My favorite student, oh yes! Good to see her out in the world, having separated herself from the Kingdom, but still doing good for us!! When I die, yes when, stop protecting me, please fight for me and our cause, you do good things, but god just let me die already
You're not my real dad! Augh. I think I hate you now!
Whatever you say. Know I love you! <3
You're gonna steal my girlfriend? Of everyone there? Damn.
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Gearguts. Not the way I expected to hold this clan together, but I'll take it— she's a big help, and a rather colorful figure.
Hmmm? Political power you said? Yeah, sounds tasty
Hm. You like that anthropomorphic form? I find it rather weird on you, but you do you.
It's to make myself presentable. I quite prefer the bird forms, but people don't take me seriously that way. Don't worry, I'll eventually calm down the murmuration!
My, yes! You are a special child and for some reason lesbians cannot produce children, so we'll take this chance!
Hello, cold mother, I am a cold dying chick who is also a magical sparkling princess of this terrible earthquake-plagued realm. Adopt me, why don't you?
Of course! As the current queen of the universe, I crown you next.
It's me, your crazy powerful princess-goddess-baby's first Mary Sue adoptive daughter!
Wait, you're still alive? The hell you want from me, I had just assumed you wanted nothing to do with me anymore?
Hmm, today I graduate college and I think I will run away from my feelings, family, friends, and girlfriend in a bitter rage and become a monk
*Alien noises*
Why are you actually real, just presenting yourself like that, and more importantly, a major disappointment?
What the actual fuck DAD
Hello dautter I have come to protect you from the evil vampire
Sona solidarity? Unite?
Okay sweaty go around using fancy words, I'm sure they're fancy.