Coachie's Profile Comments

I am Roofman I I am Roofman

Hello!

hi caoghice 

hi coachie :)

hi

I’m javelin 

who are yo

u smeel

Licks

I want you 

Ohhh this is the... The coachie! I know this guy...

who afe you

big fan of this guy…. the Coach

kitties design is very cutie, go my scarab

What if our Dave CBCs were best friends

Googoogaga

pokes you in the eye

oachie goachie 

hi the Coachie this is the Ardern

fefetasprite icon peak…..

Hey beautiful 

fucking get syou with my claws

i love ur art and ur ocs so cute!!!!!

https://www.tumblr.com/uxinaki/780919516042493952/side-eye-i-need-to-draw-avenger-chuck-more-he-is?source=share

hai! umm i got https://toyhou.se/25916107.eddie in a trade but i was wondering wha they are a cbc of??

gagagochie 

hi coachie oh wait hey look ou . hits nyou wit my car uh oh ouch

coachiees

i. have come to the realization that you aren't even in the osc. my greatest apologies for going crazy in the comments of your inanimate insanity animal designs they're just very cute BYE HAVE A GOOD DAY

eats you whole and rubs my big coachie shaped belly BUUUUURRP

hi, I drew ladei fanart and sent it to you! its only doodles but i hope you like it nonetheless :D

Seeing your username is like war flashbacks. Thank you, coachie 

coachy

hi coachie :3 

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE i like fefetasprite too

Rip all of my silly little images I’ll fix it later

who is this guy?

I LOVE YOUR STAMP COLLECTION. eating them

STOPPYOUR BLINKIES N STAMPS R SO PERFECT i cant stop saving them

Hi I was wondering if you had any ocs you don’t want cause I can give them a very good home! If you don’t have any, I hope u have a great day and time with ur ocs cause they’re great! ;3 

aww thank you so much for drawing Sketchers!! that absolutely made my night! qwq and I love how you drew him hfjdjjjs aaa so much nostalgia 💖✨️

AFUUJHDNFNDH your art style is so cute I'm dying

wanna do an art trade perhaps?? 0. 0

hope you

love u

Communication

YAARRRGGHHH (strats biting and killing and biting and killing and biting you)

Fart

c. Coagomery

hi coachie meow meow 

Toot

Guyd I love my moirail

Fucking gets you

Meow

coachie i found blinkies that remindindindindeded me of you ᗢ

coachie core  

hi MOIRAIL

who up

COOUGA

Boobs

hi coac !¡¡

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this reminds me of you

mcdonalds big Mac :-(

coachie my nuts hang

*whips and nae naes sadly* 

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Your mother 

coag

Coachie van man

Bawls

who the fuck is spiffy are u cheating on me

balls

stands in doorway and waves

peenis

(ah, look at that, janey!)

(another fine day, shining down on hussie's sweet sweet sburb)

(land of mounds and xenon and adventure...)

(god i love it!)

i begin every pesterlog with an apology

sorry that's the case, it's just english policy

probably the case with everything in honesty

i use 10 words when 2 would do honestly

i'm english! and that makes me unique!

at least i think so when i hear you speak

see, i used to have a boyfriend, when i got a little cocky,

like, "haha, jane jake shippers, i'd like to see you stop me!"

and sure enough... the ship had crumbled

now in every forum all the crack ships stumble

i'm rather glad really, it made me more humble

come and ask me what's my name, dear boy i wont mumble!

i'm english! i dont want to be fantastic

just adequate and if im nice its probably sarcastic

full of vigour and adventure, thats what i like to think!

if you can't take a joke, double pistols and a wink

i'm english! got some harley in me

a page of hope whose just a dope then you must be me

im english! like the words in a thicket, like,

crickey, blimey, shucks buster, wicked

i'm english! got some good friends behind me

like roxy, janey, cal, and dirk

so if you're down with the jakes then make some noise!

but... if you'd rather not... that's fine...

im ever so nice to the pets (gunshot)

and i know not to strife too hard

i'm inventive, accepting, eccentric, and yes

i suppose im a bit bizarre

but if you delight in monsters taken down

just because of the way they live

or you could feel bleak joy in a missed birthday

as the rain pours down on your ships

or you can watch 10 hours of aliens

without ever breaking your stride

or repress your emotions and passions

and bury them deep inside

then i've kept a room in a cramped treehouse

with a tv that only shows girls colored blue

and i have the keys right here...

i've been keeping them just for you

im english! as harleys, englishes, and jakes

no manners, roast nanas, janey's cakes

im english! as a jungle kid "chim chim cheeree!"

or some fisticuffs on robots that are twice as strong as me

so if youre down with the jakes then put your hands in the air!

but if you'd rather not, thats fine,

actually... i mean... 

dont want to cause too much of a fuss

(well, at this point i'd just like to take a moment to apologize)

(for all the things that i've done to my friends)

(janey's birthday, for example and, erm...)

(breaking up with dirk... romance dodging...)

(erm... tinkerbull... stupidity...)

(but most of all,)

(im so terribly, terribly sorry about)

(gay shipping)

you

I'll take you out tonight

Do whatever you like

Strider, Strider Be Mine

Strider Be Mine

I'll wear your shades tonight

And clothing you don't like

Strider, Strider Be Mine

Strider Be Mine

When it comes to romance, you know there's only one dance

If your hatred is freelance, I can see me in your pants

I, I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair

I, I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair

I, I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair

I, I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

He thinks he's such hot shit, with all his coolkid tricks, cause

he gets all of the chicks, can't believe even I fell for this

He thinks he's such hot shit, with all his coolkid tricks, cause

he gets all of the chicks, can't believe even I fell for this

Think you're the *chosen* knight?

You better stand and fight

Strider, Strider be mine

Be fuckin' mine

You bloody hypocrite,

Your fine ass won't be missed

I hope you choke on something sharp and die

When it comes to romance, you know there's only one dance

If your hatred is freelance, I can see me in your pants

I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair

I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair

I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair--

I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

I hate your fucking face, and that stoic stare

I think your cape is dumb, and you got no flair

I think it's pretty clear that I do not care

But I wanna run my hands through your hipster hair

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

Na na na na na

I want you Strider, yeah

Hey, Strider, this is it

You fucking make sick

If you can't handle this

Shut up and draw some more dicks

Hey, Strider, this is it

You fucking make sick

If you can't handle this

Shut up and draw some more dicks

God fucking damn it Dave

There goes the last shit that I ever gave!

Isn't it ironic?

Used to be platonic

Then I realized

I'm horns over heels for-

God fucking damn it Dave

Making bedroom eyes at any pretty boy, or girl, or troll

He always knows just how to piss me off

Even if I beg he won't lay off

God fucking damn it Dave

If only I could manage to escape

But your lips are witchcraft

Don't you fucking dare laugh!

Just leave me alone

I just need some time alone

No, I just need some time alone

No, I just need some time alonе

No, I just need some time alone!

God fucking damn it Davе

This bridge is shitty

So you might feel pity

For my tragic tale of incompatibility

Can you distract me when he's so attractively

Holding my weakness against me, the bastard!

Will he persist even after I kiss him?

I hate him, I love him

But I keep on

Trying to prove that I

Love how I swoon

I'm loosing my confidence

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

God fucking damn it Dave

If I had a star to wish on

For my life, I can't imagine

Any other stoic prick compares

Mirror shades won't hide it if you stare

Love me, hate me, fuck me, I don't care

God fucking damn it Dave

I might not be real experienced with humans

But who am I fooling, while my blood is pooling

At the pit of me, as I lie awake and

God fucking damn it Dave

Whisper in my ear, with your stupid voice

Tell me that you love me, that you're thinking of me

Straight and to the point

That is why I hate you

God fucking damn it Dave

*zip*

Four, three, two, fuck you.

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic–

Strider’s beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!

[Verse 1]

Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco

She wants to know the secrets that she can’t taste in my photo.

Dyin’ just to know the flavor

I ain’t doin’ her no favors

No reasons why I tease

Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.

[Hook 1]

I’m Karkalicious (so delicious)

No, I don’t DO Kismesis.

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious.

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don’t matter if we’re just moiraills

Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail

(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]

So delicious (Super sweet)

So delicious (Fuckin’ adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o’ me)

I’m Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[Verse 2]

Karkalicious def-,

Karkalicious def-,

Karkalicious def- (Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-)

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy.

Nepeta’s always squealin’

Cutesy pet names like Karkitty

I’m the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,

And the majority of pairings had better include me

[Hook 2]

I’m Karkalicious (so delicious)

My body stays vicious

All the Highbloods feelin’ nervous ‘cuz I’m doing some fitness

Zahhak’s my witness (*whistle*)

Bet that ship curls Nepeta’s tail

And he’ll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails

(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]

So delicious (Super sweet)

So delicious (Fuckin’ adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o’ me)

I’m Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge]

Baby, baby, baby,

If you really want me,

Honey get some patience.

Maybe then you’ll get a taste.

I’ll be tasty, tasty,

I’ll be laced with lacy,

It’s so tasty, tasty,

It’ll make you crazy.

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin’ tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - fuckin’ tasty

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the–

I’ll just spell it out FOR you!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin’ at me, wanna guess the

color of my blood.

I just wanna say it now - I ain’t trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don’t want

you to know.

And I guess I’m coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the

secret’s fucking awesome.

But I’m tryin’ to tell, it’s a secret that I just don’t wanna tell.

Terezi says I smell…

[Hook 3]

Delicious (so delicious)

No, I don’t DO Kismesis.

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious.

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don’t matter if we’re just moiraills

Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you.

My body stays vicious

Zahhak’s been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business

Nepeta’s my witness (Meow~!)

I’ll even let her First Ship sail

Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

[Chorus]

So delicious (Eridan, see)

So delicious (You can trust me)

So delicious (I’ll help you be)

I’m Karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy

It’s so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

I’m Karkalicious, (She says my blood is like candy, candy)

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin’ tasty. T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin'tasty

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin’ tasty. T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the,

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the–

Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking WROTE the original never had access to spellcheck I guess

because T-A-S-T-E-Y does NOT spell tasty. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or

something?

What do you MEAN human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own

grammatical trainwrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

HE DOESN’T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE!?

Fuck this shit, I quit.

Hey haha

wocky slush

wocky slush

Swagger

jus the 2 of us