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"My Maman... How could I have forgotten my Maman? I'm so glad she's been safe all this time."
"My sweet boy... The tragedy that followed him, I tried my best to keep him safe.. These envious snakes, my boy deserves nothing but the love he has gained."
"He's useful. I suppose. He distracts me from my mission too often, I feel it's his way of mocking me."
"Silly Lamb, he's trying to accomplish so much to avoid fate. What can I do other than watch and enjoy the show?"
"..... he was a good friend. Don't ask me any more."
Forever dedicated to his wish for peace, and to him.
"I met him in the woods one day and he bit me! We've been best friends since! Though he's a bit weird sometimes, with the whole, y'know, trying to convince me to stay with him in the woods. But I won't budge! Not till he builds me a cabin, that's the deal! Maybe we can be roommates.."
"Friend.... My friend. I want.. to keep him safe, if I can. If he lets me. People are bad, the ones around him worse. Stay by my side."
"Ma!! I delivered all those orders you wanted- Umm, I only almost dropped the boxes twice! But none of the sweets broke, promise!! Um.... but, I did accidentally break a potion bottle and it spilled on them...."
"Curious angel... One of the few left alive, I trust Amores to properly care for him as his worker."
"Haha... the god of death! Totally not scary! T-Totally!! He's just- Ma's boyfriend! Yeah, yes..."
"My brother's dog. Out of all the people willing to bend over backwards for him, he chooses This? How am I related to him, how, how..."
"My first son.. won't you visit more often? Me and Eden worry for you, you're eating well aren't you? I wish to see you more.."
"Père mon amour, I said we'd visit this weekend! We haven't been gone *that* long! I promise to return your tupperware this time, I'll have Felix pack it so we don't forget <3"
"My little sun, my beloved son, I truly don't know where you got such a hunger to maim. Nevertheless, can you cease your crimes and visit home once and a while?"
“I swear this man is stuck in the dark ages. All work no fun, doesn’t even treat me to luxury dinners… *sighs* and yet I adore his stupidly formal antics.. ugh.”
"High maintenance, lazy, and pushes all his work onto me. Just because I'm also a purgatory god doesn't mean both our realms work in the same way, Eden... Fortunately, I find myself married to him, and our domestic life is all I could've hoped for."
"Remind me again why it's bad for me to torment mortals? If bad, why fun? Why so funny to witness?"
"If you keep coming into my realm with your insane need for blood I'm going to throw you out by the neck."
"What more can I say than he's my brother in christ? The bro to my hoe? The croissant to my bagel? ......Am i using these phrases right..? probably.. maybe?"
"You're using those phrases so right, the only right way to describe our bro-ship."
"Dumb hairy nerd, how about you get a haircut instead, your eyes dont suck you just can't see past that curtain, I brought you mcdonalds."
"Stupid smelly dunce, take a shower, stop breaking into my house you have a key."