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Wanna like....smoke some weed and murder some teens?
I'll buy you a slushie if you let me brorow your hat for, like, 2 minutes. I swear I won't do anything to it, c'mon--
There once was a man from Nantucket. I carried his head in a bucket. And then I shared with you.
This young hatchling is incredibly polite, and I'm honored to consider her a friend.
He's a great friend! I love his stories!
she's...tolerable, i guess. ((shes cool but its not like im gonna admit it out loud))
Callie is a dumb thot and I adore her especially when her neck snaps
C̥̼o̰̜̳̞̣n͕̕s̫͇̳͓͙u̫͓͟m̲̞̜̬̥̣̰e̟̳͔͍ ̡̜̳͎͕s̨e͉̲ed̩̰̱̤̘͈͉̕,͕̮̰̱ ̖͎̼̮͕͍̟͘m̧̹y͕̘̱͙̕ ͖̳͍̦̜̼̘s҉̜̯̼͚o̡̞̜͎̬̱͎̹n̦.҉͍͎͓
DAD?!?!?! IS THAT YOU?
B͢r͓̣̟̺͉͜a̙̰̪n̤̘͖͎͍̤d͙͇̭̺̜̠̜i̜ ̠̞̭̳̮̲r̹̜̘̣͝a͙͙̖̫͇i͈͖̹̖͇̯s͉̺es͎̼̟͔̝ ̴̰̭̥͕͕̬ͅm͎y̮͓̭̱͖͙͉ ̱̭͡s͔̜̳̞̝o̱̖̼n҉̰͇̫̼͇̘̻,͏͎̙͉̲ ̗̱͍̙̼C̡̪̺̟̣r̛̺̳̥̙o̤̰̫̥͕̹̤w̗͔͢.̝̖̺̗͞ ̭̥̞̥̖̯͝S̤͔h̥̫̠͔̼̼̀e̮̟̙̺͙͞ ̨̳̰̠̼̰̺̟į̳͙̗͚̹s͖̪̫̻̬ ̥̗͕̬v̜̖̩̲̹̳͍ẹ͎̘r͚̝͔̝̮̹͜y̧̦̮̘̜̻ͅͅ ̴͉̭̩g̼͈̙̣͈̦̜͟o͎͍̩̜̜̱͇o̱̪̩͎͝d̹͖̜̺͠,̺̻̬͍ͅ ̻̤̤͙̪̼͝t̞̹̤͕̪r̕a̲̫̗̮̫i̘͡n̻̼̖ş̹̮̺̘̪̩ ̨̰̬͇͎C͢r͔͔̦o͚̦̬͍̖w͈̖̳̟̣͔ ̛t͇̲̻̤̱̯͔o͍̟ ̪̤̱͠cà̬̝̺̳ṟr͟y̥̯̰̖̩͓ g̙͓̲̜r̗͍o̘̪̺̝̯c̴͓͍e̮̮̪͉̞͇̪̕r̙̲̱͡ͅi͎̟̜̲̻̖ę̦͎̮͖̰͕ș̷̮ ̰͖̖̹̱a̱͓̥̳̬̮n҉̯̻͕d͍͎ ̝͎̲͍͖̱͖͘C̜̠̯̠͓O̴̺͓͈͍͚NS͎̤͇Ú̺̭M̳͉̯E͚̝̱̞̜̱ͅ ̷̮̣̤̥̞̹s͚ee̬͙̭̙̞̳̝d.̮̪̝͔͞
Friend and model, baby. Absolute dumbass.
Parent to Crow, probably.
I LOVE HER!
Please help me this she-demon keeps trying to kiss me and hold my hand
Me! But in a closed species where I don't technically exist in their human world!
Me but stronger
He smells but he's a good friend. Stealing his glasses is :ok_hand: Almost as much of a dork as I am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO0FQUMQhPY
THE BEST DAMN DATE IN THE WORLD LOOK AT THEIR HOT MASK AND SOFT SKIN
.....tiny and must be protected
My cousin from the mountains, he moved to the city shortly after I did to help me teach Garlic.
My cousin on my mother's side, Bailey is a strange anomaly in the family, exhibiting a love for book and arcane magic. I came to the city to help her care for the child she was given, and I'm hoping to help her find a girlfriend already so she stops sighing after that Sluggo rancher down the road.
My tiny adopted nephew, almost an heir to my talents. I left my mountain home to help my cousin teach him his magik. Here in the city, I've met many interesting characters, and while I miss the quiet of the mountains, there is a unique charm to the city I can't resist.
I love my adopted mommy! Her hair always smells like books and flowers!
My adopted son is a tiny blessing, and already quite the proficient cook. He's learning the dead magik of healing from my cousin, for they both have incredible talent in the kitchen.