Cactus Kittens

Now available to own! Cactus kittens!

You've tried kittens! And found yourself thinking, damn - I wish they had more sharp claws to dig into my soft, tender skin.
Your prayers have been answered! Cactus kittens!

Cactus kittens come with all the adorable of a kitten with extra PAIN and MURDER.
Feel agony when they jump on your lap!
Scream in pain when they sleep on your face!
And howl like a banshee when they rub up against you!

Cactus kittens! Get yours today!

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A witch burning at the stake cursed the village destroying her, to protect all the cats they would have gone after.
Every black cat was transformed into a cactus kitten. And they have been growing in the desert ever since.

Once a year or so when a cactus kitten's tail branches, you can gently break it off (It doesnt hurt them! usually they fall off eventually) and plant one in fertile soil to grow a new one!
They are genderless, have no genitalia or other means of reproduction.

"By the light of the moon and the morning's mist, if you hurt my cats sit on a cactus and twist!" She cackled into the night