Roos

Steve: we're here, in the Australian outback, to talk to one of the most recognizable of Australia's many creatures, the kangaroo! Many people believe kangaroo is the aborigines word for 'I can't understand you' and the animal was named after a miscommunication error, but there are those who still debate whether or not that's actually true. So, let's get some real facts about kangaroos! Tell me, gentlemen, what's the best part about kangaroos?

Kangaroo 1: the pouches, of course!
Kangaroo 2: *smacks him* we're not sheilas, ya gumby, we don't have pouches!

Steve: only the girls have pouches?

Kangaroo 2: just so, mate. Need a place for the joeys until they can hop on their own, you see.
Kangaroo 1: that's where the marsupial part comes in; we're not quite done growing into a proper joey when we're born.

Steve: fascinating! Anything else?

Kangaroo 1: uh...
Kangaroo 2: we'll duff you up, good and proper.

Steve: you're violent?

Kangaroo 1: too right! We may look all cute and cuddly, but there's nothing we blokes love more than a good scrap.
Kangaroo 2: and we ain't too fussed about the opponent, so watch it, mate.

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