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"Ma!! I delivered all those orders you wanted- Umm, I only almost dropped the boxes twice! But none of the sweets broke, promise!! Um.... but, I did accidentally break a potion bottle and it spilled on them...."
"My brother's dog. Out of all the people willing to bend over backwards for him, he chooses This? How am I related to him, how, how..."
"My first son.. won't you visit more often? Me and Eden worry for you, you're eating well aren't you? I wish to see you more.."
"Pรจre mon amour, I said we'd visit this weekend! We haven't been gone *that* long! I promise to return your tupperware this time, I'll have Felix pack it so we don't forget <3"
"My little sun, my beloved son, I truly don't know where you got such a hunger to maim. Nevertheless, can you cease your crimes and visit home once and a while?"
โI swear this man is stuck in the dark ages. All work no fun, doesnโt even treat me to luxury dinnersโฆ *sighs* and yet I adore his stupidly formal antics.. ugh.โ
"High maintenance, lazy, and pushes all his work onto me. Just because I'm also a purgatory god doesn't mean both our realms work in the same way, Eden... Fortunately, I find myself married to him, and our domestic life is all I could've hoped for."
"Remind me again why it's bad for me to torment mortals? If bad, why fun? Why so funny to witness?"
"If you keep coming into my realm with your insane need for blood I'm going to throw you out by the neck."
"What more can I say than he's my brother in christ? The bro to my hoe? The croissant to my bagel? ......Am i using these phrases right..? probably.. maybe?"
"You're using those phrases so right, the only right way to describe our bro-ship."
"You're basically a god already, why need the power when you have a massive bitch attitude?? Just use that to lie and gain followers!"
"I've heard that consuming the flesh of these lesser dieties would make me a true god. And I've heard that some...rat, from the looks of it, has a ridiculous hoard. What's your price?"
"A runt who thinks too highly of herself. Learn your place, Vrymoire, or I'll put you in it. I don't care how good of friends you are with Shadow, I'll tell him you tripped and died on your stupidly long tail."
"Ohhh the crybaby's gonna ban me from hangin' with the kids??? Huh??? Gonna put me in the ground?? Felix will be upset with you, since I'm her favourite afterall."