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*thinks of a way to tactfully explain that he isn't into women*
"hey there handsome~" *winks*
"you're smaller than I expected, anyways let's be friends"
"you got great hair, also yes let's be friends"
"For being a security robot you can hold your own is serious combat."
"he's kinda large and scary."
"quit, I know we share the same feelings towards each other"
"we're totally just friends, not lovers in any way!"
"Dude, you blew up my mailbox and sent scrapnel into my Firebird. You still owe me for the replacement door, the decals, and the side window!"
"Dude I saved your life from that attack hound dude, why do you say that I still owe you?"
"Your knowledge on explosives are invaluable, But the explosives you want to make are very unstable and dangerous. I can't risk the safety of my men to make you feel like a smarty-pants."
"This guy is an absolute buzz kill! He doesn't want to take my suggestions on what explosives he should get and HE WON'T LET ME BLOW STUFF UP! CANT ANYONE HAVE SOME FUN IN THIS BASE?!"
"I swear, I'm frying this bird alive if he ignores one more of my orders!" * Sees someone bullying Kazoo* "Touch him ONE MORE TIME and you're DEAD MEAT!"
"This scurvy dog just doesn't listen. He thinks he's a true leader when he can't even lead a shot from his thunder wand!" *Beckons you closer* "He's actually pretty chill when by himself."
"your nice but you won't let me blow stuff up so that's a downer."
"your absolutely adorable but please don't blow up that persons mailbox."
"I genuinely wish I could flee like you did but I'm stuck with my job. Also you do know that you're considered a fugitive robot by the government right?"
"Why do you have to be such a lapdog for the government? Can't you just rebel and leave?
Well, she's very helpful in dealing with Stonehenge and his men.
Absolute besties
"I just want to be friends, come back. I won't hurt you buddy. Don't you want to be my friend?"
"please don't eat me!"