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“Irritating brat. Yet another one of those ‘pranksters’ that just LOOVESS to annoy me. At least they find my puns entertaining when they aren’t doing anything.”
"He's purple like me, but is quite the angry one. Irritated VERY easily... Hard to pull pranks on but oh so worth it. But when not pulling pranks on him, lots of puns are thrown, some may make you gag ehehheheh~!"
"Woah... You look super cool. Pretty colors... Like some- like some super cool purple ooze I found in the basement of the labs once, it felt like foam or something... Do you feel like foam? You look a lot more soft than I do..."
“This guy… honestly. … There isn’t much to ‘sponge’ about him other than he looks like a ‘soaked’ up wet cat who slipped over some water and ‘abs-sorbed’ it all up. …It’s annoying but not as annoying as the other people I have met.”
“Oh..?” She notices the deer man and decides to approach “Hello there dear…my name is Adina..I must say..those flowers and colors look quite adorable on you…I understand your anger for becoming something..new..but remember to look at the bright side of this..use this opportunity to grow..and if you ever need anything ask me…I have many connections that are willing to help…”
“Well…, specifically… THESE ‘flowers’ and ‘COLOURS’ shouldn’t even exist on me. Don’t tell me to grow from it.” He then pauses for moment, pondering at her last suggestion. “…” He might ask for help if he wasn’t so stubborn. But he appreciates her sentiment, although it may not look like that from the outside.
"Ya know, you just gotta..." *mimics a frame using her thumbs and pointer fingers* "Look at it from another angle. Understand?" *a beat* "... Would a marshmallow help?"
“Annoying and won’t stop trying to encourage me about ‘this’.” He looks at his body, trying to emphasizes his point. “…well… She’s fine I guess. ……marshmallows won’t help me though.”
*giggle* “you’d be sooo bored without me”
“Ugh, they won’t leave me alone with their annoying terrible pranks… you can stop now. It’s not funny.”
"u-uh... They seem r-rude and stuff, but I think they uh- I think they don't like having all the weird goopy stuff changing them... and that they also mean well... at least I'm pretty sure anyways."
“I don’t know what his problem is. I’m not a shut in like him. But I don’t blame him for being such a loser. I get it… experimental parasitic aliens can be an ass.”
“Andreea… AnDrEEaaa… AH YES! MS. Batty Bat! Hehe! I am quite captivated by her antiques and their STORIES! They are quite interesting REALLY! I WON’T STOP COMING UNTIL SHE TELLS ME ALL THEIR STORIES! …………….well… I’d still come even after she tells me all of them!! I MEAN… WHO WOULDN’T?”
"Fun company, but I can't help but feel he's throwing vapors at me... Nonetheless, welcome into my shop and my company! Trying to throw vapors at me is like a rub on a wooden leg, it certainly will not work!"
“I have NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT you sound WONDERFUL ALREADY!!!! Yes. I would love to see a magic trick or two!! MAYBE THREE! Hahaha!” *He is very giddy as of right now.*
"Hello there, you're new! What an interesting mask you have, care for a trick or two? Perhaps a little light show? You could use some lightening up!"
“We ALWAYS DO try OUR best to make everyone happy! No matter what! I give my own respect for the kid and their ways!” He then stops to ponder to himself. “An interview with them does sound NICE!!!!”
"I listen to his show, bit of a creepy guy but he's got a good voice! Wonder if he does meet and greets..."
"N-no I-I'm okay... thanks for w-worrying mister... you look r-really cool..."
"Oh, gosh, oh gee, what are you doing in here? Forests can be dangerous for unattended children! You should get out of that tree, you could fall! Holy me, there's twigs in your hair! Oh, please be safe!"
The thick scent of fragrances filled Lestes' nose as he entered the perfume shop. A cat lady smiled from behind the counter as she held up a perfume bottle. It was in the shape of a crescent moon. "Man in the Moon. A fragrance that will take you back in time to the first step on the moon. While you listened to the radio about the announcement, you knew the world would never be the same again. The newspaper ink stains your hands as you submerse yourself into a new experience, you now become The Man on the Moon. Would you like to try it?"
“Haha! Ohh Mrssss. Rabbit, your dangerous cane can’t hurt me!” *He says as he slowly brings down her cane with one hand.* “Oh how you have changed, you used to be SO entertaining! …OH WELL! One day! One day indeed!”
"I do not take... Well to publicity. Please stay out of my personal life, I am trying to live a quieter life." She holds her cane up protectively, but doesn't make the spike hidden in the bottom come out yet. Yet.
“OF COURSE OF COURSE!!! Ohhhh!!! I have SO many questions! I promise I won’t hand you over! What kind of gentlemen AND interviewer would I BE to do SUCH a thing to such a stunning lady!”
"Ohoho, you seem fun~ Would you like to interview me? As long as you don't turn me over to the coppers, I'll give you the best damn interview you've ever had." She chuckles.
"We have a deal?"
“H-h-he’s s-s-so s-scary…” *He said in a shaky voice.* “I-I'll leave him b-be...” *After a bit of trying to muster up his words, he slowly turns transparent and disappears on the spot.*
Elsen stands silent for some time, arms folded. It almost seems as though he isn't going to deign the inquiry with a response before, at last, he speaks. "...I've seen them. The ape," The man speaks, clipped and rough.
"He should mind where he looks. Not everyone loves being watched so blatantly." White gloves flex, heavy smog swirling beneath. A flurry of black ash, carefully contained. "Least of all myself. He's not my responsibility anyways- the brat needs to take the first step and speak if he wants something. I can't fix something that hasn't even sprouted."
"Oh BOY! I wonder if Ms. Konfieto will BLAST ME with THOSE FIREWORKS SHE has! Hehehe! Dear Listeners, we WILL get her NEXT TIME!!"
"You sure are interesting! Sorry, can't stick around to talk, I've got a party to bring some fire to! Ehehehe!!"
"O-O-OHHH... I-I... I-I d-don't want t-to j-judge b-by appearance w-wise b-but s-she l-looks like s-she w-wants t-to e-explode m-me!" *He covers his face.* "M-maybe I-I'm j-just overthinking t-this."
"You always run away when I come through town! I'm not that scary, am I? Is my reputation that bad? Ehehe, I'm not any more dangerous than anyone else around here!"
"What a SILLY fellow! I DO NOT understand her cards play but it ENTERTAINS ME otherwise! But I MUST SAY... their luck IS HORRIBLE hahaha! ...I WONDER if they'll WANT to be INTERVIEWED by ME? ...THE ANSWER IS probably... OBVIOUSLY YES!!"
"I pin them as an Ace." He says, drawing the Ace of Diamonds from the deck. "He's quite the energetic little one. Not the most enthusiastic myself but, he doesn't seem to mind." She gives a content nod. "Charmed."
“Yeeeah Mono!! Cute kid! I see him in the trees sometimes and other times he just, poof! Disappears!!” She does some jazz hands for -emphasis-. “Mmm I try not to be too excited to see the lil guy, because I think the last time I zipped down from the sky almost gave the poor kid a heart attack! Wouldn’t want him falling outta their tree, pffft-!”
“S-she’s nice… b-but umm... I-I’m too nervous to t-talk to her… she always has someone around her…” *He stays silent for a few minutes.* “I-I w-wish I can be m-more upfront l-like her…”
"You're quiet, but you're still fun to play games with! And you have the best hiding spots in hide and seek! How do you do it?"
“T-they keep f-finding me… how? s-should I k-keep hiding away from them or… not?”
“Haha what a UNIQUE way to make a NEW FRIEND HAHA. She CAME OUT LIKE A CANON BALL heheHaHAHA!” *He starts giggling even more.* “Ms. Sawyer is my good friend and coworker! What a surprise to find out they ALSO love to ‘spread the news’ and TELL STORIES to EVERYONE! She’s very cheeky and I ENJOY her company!” *He then stops to ponder. “…She gets along well with MY OTHER FRIEND Sponsor!!”
Sawyer was busy typing but paused for a moment to speak. “Ah, Lestes. My coworker and a good friend indeed.” Sawyer chuckled. “It’s such a shame about what happened to him, now he’s just kind of dripping everywhere. Oh well, change is inevitable I suppose.” You could feel Sawyer smiling at you, despite the lack of a mouth. “We get along fantastically!! Working with him is always entertaining, and both of us know just what the people want to hear!” Sawyer gives you finger guns and you can feel them winking. It’s safe to say they think highly of Lestes and enjoy his company.