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"Such an ECCENTRIC and WONDERFUL COMFY MS. JINGLES IS! SO entertaining and FUN to talk to!! She always has something SPECTACULARLY funny up her sleeves and those adorable little DOLLS she carries around are so WIGGLE CUTE!! Ms. Jingles is one of the BEST interviewees on my radio show! OHH, THE BEST INDEED!"
“Lestes iz very funny! Also very energetic and talkative like me!! I alwayz enjoy talking with him and making jokez. Definitely one of my favorite people cuz he can handle my out of control energy and zporadic ideasz!!”
“OH! let me see what you have written! Hmm, mhm mhm… OH WHAT A BRILLIANT AND HUMOROUS SCIRPT you have written for me!! I will definitely use this! Thank you Skipper!” *He holds his mic back to his face.* “Welcome back my fellow listeners! I was just reading a script my adorable little friend Skipper had written for me! So creative and adroit they are!”
[Happily skips up with a stack of papers, googly eyes rattling all the while]
"Sc... Script!! For.... You!! ... Friend!"
"When I first met Lestes he called me a fan?," a slight pause as Newton ponders over this, tapping his foot quickly despite it not having contact with the ground, "How can one, such as I, be a fan? Doesn't one have to listen to their program to be categorized as such a thing? Last time I checked I did not do such a thing as listen to one of the stations… I don't even own a radio!” To this Newton let out a chuckle as a smile came to his mask. “I suppose Newton doesn't mind being called a fan as long as I am still allowed to have conversations with such a strange Comfy. He is able to hold up a conversation with myself and for that, I can raise my cup to!” Newton raised a filled teacup into the air as he hummed a soft tune.
"MY FAN!! I have many many manyyy!!" *He said shaking his head from side to side.* "BUT THIS ONE, in particular, is SO SOOO STRANGE! I LOVE IT!!! What a strange small fellow! OUT OF every FAN I HAVE MET SO FAR! He is one out of TWO who is ABLE TO answer BACK MY conversations WITH SUCH INSIGHTFUL remarks and ideas! Interviewing him was SUCH a delight indeed!"
"Very appreciated pumpkin head! AHEM- I MEAN Pumkit! Dear listeners, this is another friend of mine! AND OF COURSE A FAN LIKE ALL OF YOU!! You better watch out for his 'sillyboy' pranks! Hahaha, pun intended! Anywaysssss!! You better stop using my ink for those silly pranks of yours Pumkit! Though I understand it's for advertising my radio channel!!"
"Hey! It's that cool goop guy who I see around talking about all the big stuff that happens! He tells me all sortsa funny things about everyone! I hope my costumes can be as cool as your mask someday!!"
"What? My ink just so happens to squeeze into my mechanical tv screen mask and so coincidentally started dripping around my eyes and mouth which makes me look creepy? Hahahaha! I'm just teasing you! I know you didn't say that! WELLLLL listeners! Meet Ms. Baxter Bearker! She one time baked a banana bread so bad the whole house was set on fire!!! Oh, wait that didn't happen? Hahahahaha! All jokes aside Ms. Baxter is such a diligent and quick learner your eyes will EXPLODE when you see how much they can do within seconds!"
Ah... Em.... Lestes.... You sure are.... Something. I wish the best for you, I really do... Please do get some help, while there's still time. I... Do not know how to help you myself, but please...
She gestures rather enthusiastically before guiding your gaze towards an old antique gramophone. Turns out that's just how her radio looks. They appear to be quite fond of lending an ear to the show if it happens to be on during her free time.
“Our kind old lady theatre director!!!! BIANCA!!! I ADORE her! They don’t talk BUT I DON’T MIND. Sometimes you can be the MOST expressive without a mouth!” *He said raising a finger.* “PLUS…” *He leans down to whisper loudly.* “She is vErY fluffy! I’m glad they don’t mind my ink when I hug them!” Lestes has a good view on her, he very much enjoys watching her directed plays and odd films.
"I kinda want this guy to leave me the fuck alone, but according to Qi-qi it wouldn't be 'A Good Business Strategy'. He's loud, he's distracting, he's overly dramatic, but fuck it, whatever. Work is work. I'll give the guy this much, he's got a lotta love for the work he does, and I'll respect that." He ponders for a moment, as if looking for a note to end on.
"If he spends 2 hours trying to make me laugh ever again I'm throwing him into the lake."
"My listeners get easily intimidated by him, but NOT ME! NO ONE CAN INTIMIDATE ME!!! Mr. Maddock definitely has a grumpy exterior! But CAN DEFINITELY get a job well done! He fixed my dear 'Rozeta' (Lestes' mic name) one time! And guess what!? HE MADE IT EVEN BETTER WITH WHATEVER FANCY BOGGLE MACHINERY HE USES! And THAT alone is admirable! AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM WOULD SURELY BRING ME JOY. But knowing him and his attitude! The interview will finish rather quickly, hahaha!"
"Lestes is, well he's certainly very energetic, and I can always respect the enthusiasm he puts into his wor- Oh goodness-!" The lad leans back a little but as a mic is suddenly pointed at his face. "I'm- Pardon??" It's been exactly 3 seconds and he sounds mildly exasperated already, though to be fair, when isn't he? "I- Well of course I do! I can't possibly do my work efficiently without any, ahaha...ha." He clears his throat. "I do have individuals that assist me, but I do appreciate the concern."
"Ohhh Oscar, such a respectable man! Truly an admirable comfy to look up to! Such dedication he has! I wonder when he'll let me interview him! He never catches a break! OH, THERE HE IS!!" *Runs up to Oscar with his mic.* "OSCAR!!! My listeners want to know why you are such a doormat? OH WAIT- pardon my wording. My listeners want to know WHY you don't catch a break? You are SUCH a hard worker, truly someone like you get one right?"
“Whaaaat me? No waaaay! Lestes you’re gonna make me blush, pffft- You know I’ll always love to talk whenever!! I already talk to everybody anyways~”
"Our dear Honorary Comfy Mascot! Truly an inspiration and role model for everyone! Their enthusiastic spirit truly gives everyone hope in their bad times! Their wings do look beautiful but it's so fantastically bright!! I wonder if she'll let me interview her! Everyone WILL LOVE IT!"
"Lestes a riot! He's always got fun stuff to say, and so do I! Ehehehe~ I don't really have time to listen to his shows when I'm travelling but it's a real nice thing to come back to here in Sanctuary Square. Like- Oooooh! Hello!" She happily greets the radio man with her winning smile, as always (She doesn't have any other). "Ohohoho do I have stuff for yoooou~!" She giggles, digging through her bag of wonders for trinkets and doodads. She takes out a handful of actual equipment, like headphones, amplifiers, and soundproofing material, but sets all those aside in favor of a very pretty translucent rock, which she holds quite proudly. "It's something called a Rocoder! And I have noooo idea what it does!" It unfortunately (...fortunately) does not explode. It's most likely a vocoder but...a rock. Why anyone would ever need this is probably beyond them.
"Qi-Qi is a diligent traveler and always the best choice of candidate for my radio channel interview! I love their stories and MY listeners LOVE them TOO!! OH AND here they are!!!" *He approaches them with his mic in his hand.* "QI-QI!! Back here I see from your travels! How was it! How was it!! Are there any new exquisite items that can help me with my podcast? Or radio channel! ORRR my upcoming NEW PODCAST! No rush no rushhh!!! take your time!"
Benjamin sat there quietly, face looking up to the sky as he observed the stars. A small 'toot' could be heard coming from their direction. Their opinion of Lestes is neutral. Truly, it depended on the day. Sometimes Benjamin quite enjoyed listening to the Comfy's ramblings, even if he could never really respond. On the occasional off day, Benjamin would have to wave them off and away.
"They may not be able to talk BUT they do have something EVEN better! And that is... BEING SUCH A RESPECTFUL AND WONDERFUL COMFY!!! What a gentlefolk to talk with! ....... and my dear listeners, don't tell them this but I very much think our friend Benjamin here is very adorable."
"OHHH SPONSORRR! My dear friend! BEST friend! BROTHER in ARMS! WHATEVER OTHER WORDS THAT CAN BE USED!!!! He was my first fan! Helped me A LOT with… WELL MY SHOWS! Gives me GREAT ideas to talk about too! ….Hmm? What kind of ideas does he suggest to me? Well… WATCH MY DAMN RADIO SHOW HAHAHA!”
"Lestes, Lestes, Lestes. My good friend. This one won't leave, thankfully. At least, I think... Hm. I'm sure I'm doing everything right this time. I'm sure of it. I've learned from the past and I'm keeping that pesky mosquito away from me and away from him."
"He's kinda scary but Marsh says i need more friends so I guess he works-"
"Hellllo Ms. Twig!! You look wonderful as always today! What's wrong? Ohhh, don't be shy! My fans love everyone!"
"oh my god not this guy again." She hides her face with one hand, and the weapon she summoned behind her back. "you make one mistake one time and he follows you everywhere. give me a break !! don't you have a partner to go back to ?"
“WE ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH AVRIL!!! What troubles did you cause this time? I already know, but do tell my listeners! They would LOVE to hear it from you!!”
"Hello Lestes, I would like you to sponsor my Among Us fanfic, or even report it on the news! It's a fanfic riddled with drama, love and action! I bet everyone in the astral pocket will love it... If they even take notice of it. That's why I need you to help me. I mean. We're friends after all. Isn't that what friends are suppose to do? Yes?"
"............................ OH, WHY YES OF COURSE! Dear listeners!! My beloved fish-headed friend Toto has made a... hmmm... what is the word for it... a YES, PECULIAR FANFIC of this human game called Among Us! Now I shall go ahead and read this for the lot of you! ......................................................what?"