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I attempted to date him for a time. He was obnoxious. Tried killing him but obviously, my plan didnt work out the way I had hoped-
She’s my ex and has made an epic fail of an attempt on my life 😂 You should know, love.. relationships aren’t my thing.
Canon childe; the result of an unfortunate one night stand of mine. The woman kept the child, went through pregnancy, then dropped this pup off at my door and took off.
Canon father; Why am I even here. My father acts more like a child than I do.