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Ha! Please, I don't need this sort of talk from a prince who's never had to do much else in his life. Run back along to that prick from the coasts and tell him he knows exactly what I want from him.
*sigh* .....Why do you and Chrys fight so much? Isn't it kind of tireing? Imagine all the cool things you could do if you two teamed forces!
Huh..... you are one of the weakest and thinnest young man I've ever seen, you can't even lift a simple crate of provisions...... But that shouldn't be an issue, I was just as scrawny as you are.... all you need is to eat more, I'll treat you to lunch hm?
Now that I think of it I don't think I've eaten in a while, so, Sure! I've never had dragon before.....Can I try some mead too?!
Okay....... okay....... You're right.... yes, It's just.... I can't think of any reason I can be in that form for long..... I'm still very sorry about the gash I gave you.... I should've known better with clawed hands.....
Love, look, it's go'en to be okay....I'll be with you the entire way....I'm go'en to place you in the tub, and if you change a little bit, that is fine, but I think you need to get used to your sea creature form....and also....you're covered in mud from work'en in the garden........I've locked the door....It's just you...and me....No one else will be watch'en you transform.....We'll take it slow, okay?
That burn mark..... a skulkin! Did you know of one named Hughie? He was my brother, he shares the same mark saying that he escaped the tribe.
Hughie!? So he did escape.......I hadn't heard that name in years, but before he left I remember he was get'en chewed out by the Lead for steal'en mutton from the salt banks.....Poor little guy, they would had killed him if he didn't run away...I was sure he would had died in the snow storm.....I just watched as he ran into the fog............mmm...I hope he's alright now where ever he is, but I'm sure you must know!
Oh.... a skull-kin? Well, you're much more articulated than I thought, I didn't know your kind could learn the common tongue. I guess the world has some more surprises that I wasn't aware off. Do keep in mind that the porters have just finished cleaning so it's best to keep the grounds clean hm?
They put this little thing in charge of a nation? Heh! Eh, he looks as strong as a starve'en gnome......Listen here little king....I don't really care if ya in power.......talk to me like that again, and it'll be ya fuck'en mug, ya hear? Articulated......piece of shite......no wonder Chrys hates yu.
TELL YOUR PRINCE THAT THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST TIME HE SEES ME! I SHALL RETURN AND ENACT REVENGE FOR THIS HUMILIATION!!!!! Let's go, Griffen.
YEAH YA BETTER GET BEFORE I SHOVE THAT MAGIC BOOK UP YUR ARSE! .......He-he has magic, Chrys....He really scared me, I don't like them magic users.....did you see what he could do, it's demons I tell ya......
Oh no, Calcifer..... They're not afraid of you..... In fact, from what your father told me, it seems like home has become too dangerous for you and even them. They just wanted you to be safe. They have you as their first priority in mind, and they love you very much. But they need you to stay away from them until they can figure out their situation..... Your mother and father love you very much.
So....Why does Mother and Father want me staying with you? When are they coming back to get me? ......I feel so tired Mr. Ilvenitte......What's happening to me....? I-Is Mother and Father scared of me?
Griffen, please you must be under some kind of spell or he must have made you ingest some sort of potion. We can take you far away from that Insane sorcerer. You need only to come with us. Please Griffen, I worry about you staying here longer than you should have.
My king......Again........I understand you're worried and I say this with all the will in my body...I am under no trance....I am under no spell........I wish to stay with Ollie......I love him....and you may not see it but I know he loves me.......He's been doing so much better.....He's not like what he used to be like...........you-...don't know my Ollie like I know him...I'm sure you can understand....
OOOhhhh is the sheep losing her edge? OHohohohoho! What? Can't handle a little jester by yourself hm? It's a surprise the queen even spared you when she caught you that night when you're such a poor fighter.... not to mention a coward......
This peasent was found trying to steal bread from the royal kitchen, My Queen. How may I 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩 this gluttonous worm in your honnor? Neyeeheh! I-I THINK EXICUTION IS IN ORDER!~♪ How should I do it, My Queen!? Beheading?! STABBING?! POISION!? DROWNING!??! I could even have the little morsel for lunch if you allow it. IT'S FUN ALL THE SAME TO ME, MY QUEEN, THE CHOICE IS YOURS! Neyhehehe!!!~♪
NO!!! No... KOle. ahem.... Kole, we do not need to punish the poor thing, just let it leave with the bread. The poor thing must not have had anything like it in a while, Gods know the land doesn't produce much other than the mushrooms these days.
MOM I'M SORRY! I JUST GOT SO ANGRY AND-AND- I DIDN'T MEAN TO BLOW UP THE ROOM I-I-It WAS AN ACCIDENT! PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID OF ME! I'M SORRY I WONT SNEAK OUT AGAIN!!!
CALCIFER. CALCIFER. CALM DOWN, PLEASE. IM NOT MAD. I'M NOT MAD. SHHHHH. CALCIFER. SHHHHHHH. MOTHER'S NOT MAD AT YOU.....I'm not mad.... It's not your fault...... shhhhh....... calm down, son..... shhhhh......
Oh please, don't scowl at our guests. You'll make them feel small and helpless. Mhmhmnm~ Try smiling for us. It'll make you feel better. Ta-tah~
Dlubgan will smile when Tiny king and his people are nothing but small stains on floor.
Call... me.... that..... ONE more time..... and i promise you, I will force you to sit and watch me tear your stoney skin off of you!!!! Watch me take a pickaxe and slowly dettach that arm YOU GIANT PIECE OF UNWANTED SHIT!!!!
Dlubgan would like to see Moo Cow try, Moo Cow. His anger only shows Dlubgan how weak Moo Cow is. Tiny King never let Moo Cow hurt Dlubgan..... He too vital for Tiny Kingdom's safety.....as much as Dlubgan would love to destroy kingdom....
Eugh, why am I always paired with the half and half freak? Can I not be partnered with ANYONE else? How about the Centaur? Foalie? Follo? Foldy?
If you call me a freak one more time, I will physically tie your tongue in a knot......
Olytheius, perhaps the reason you're magic isn't working is because you're so tense, i know you want to get this spell right but stressing about it isn't going to help.....how about we take a brake and I'll make you some nice Shroom Tea? It calms the body....
eughhhh..... my body does feel a little drained..... fine, i might take that shroom tea. Just make sure to add the honey in the bigger glass jar... i don't want you to add in Orane fireslimes by accident
of course that maniac's got a brother as insane as he is...... KEEP your distance you unwashed pirate, The gods only know what kind of diseases I may contract from just being around you. Elmer? Elmer! Oh gods damnit!... Barnabas! Look out for whatever uyour brother is planning!!!
You're lucky Barnie likes you and is my brother.....I would have skinned you alive and turned you into a jacket by now, I hate rich snobby assholes like you.....and adult baby, thats what you are.....
(Infernal) ѯ ƚөƞϲ ℥ˉˀ ϡοŋοꞇ ɣѯϡᴦ ͽϡƹ ƞο˙ψϲ ϕƚοϡ ϫϲ ƿѯϰϟ ƿο˙ŋοѣ ʒˉˀꞇ ͻᶾ°ѣ ℥ˉˀ ɣϙΨѯՊ ᴦꞇϵᶲ !!!!
CAN YOU LET GO OF MY NECK I C-CAN'T ......BREATH!!!!!
EUGH!!!! WHY ON GOD'S LAND WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT??? I ASKED YOU TO JUST HELP ELMER FIND OUT WHO SENT THE DEATH THREATS!??!?! HE COULD HAVE DONE IT WITH THE SAME EFFECT AND LESS OF ALL... THAT!!!!
I brought you the fingers of the people who threatened to kill you, my lord. You no longer have to worry about the rest of their groups too. I made sure that they know what will happen if they try it again.
HAHHAHAHAH!!!! OHHHH the thought of you mortal humans thinking that you have better judgment than beings older than you is never getting old for me. If that was such a noble feat, you would have never been down here. I've heard misguided vigilantes say the same thing.... you should be thankful that that Bull saw something in you humans to even want to keep you sane and alive....
HEY! DIPSHIT! I WANNA RE-TRIAL! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE! AH COME ON, YOU THINK KILLING CREEPS IS WORTH HELL!? I WAS KEEPING PEOPLE SAFE! I'm sure that even God would agree those creeps deserved death....PLEASE MAN, THIS GIANT BEARD LADY IS MAKING ME CRAZY....
OH, I'm so so sorry, I cannot do that sir. I have been expressly told not to let you out of here and to report to the unholy ones immediately when you escape..... also you are a wrath soul sir..... who knows what kind of person you are, I'd like to keep my imp head right on top of my neck if I can.....
hey! ....HEY! HEY, FEATHERY GUY! YEAH YOU! CAN YOU GET ME OUTTA HERE!? Belial and Satan are off talking about...who the fuck knows, AND SHE PUT ME IN THIS FUCKING UPSIDE DOWN PENCIL HOLDER TO KEEP ME HERE! LIKE THIS THING IS FUCKING MASSIVE! Aaaah, don't be a dick come on. You let me outta here and I'll do something for you in return! Yeah!?
Elmer!!!!! Look at this new beds I have installed in the castle!!!! They are so soft and large enough for most of the castle cats to stretch and lay belly up on ^^!!!! I even got you one as well!!!! Ahhhh Look at that one! the older cats have found it!!!!
Sir I....we really should keep the tax dollars for more needed things like...housing and food, or supply..... As a cat myself, I don't think we need to fund a cat house in ever corner of the town nor do you need anymore white peacocks, you have 10 of them, my lord.......
Elmer..... what do you think of me as a person?
Posture, awful. Beard, unkempt. Face, oily as ever. Manners, flawed. Social skills, none. Need I go on? Now go take a fucking bath before I get Victor to water you down himself....
........ yeah you... you wouldnt.................. vik, i just- i want you to know im sorry for.... for leaving you like that....... i couldn't handle the thought of what those men wouldve done if they caught me......
I love you Barnabas, but sometimes I get to thinking of when you left me in that market for all them years....and I'm thiiiiiis close to drowning you in your sleep......but I would never do that to my BROTHER, RIGHT!? :)