Minto's Links
oohhh, bless his pumpbiscuit! he really likes to help around the farmhive, it's so darlin' of him!
"HE was a wEird kid, honEstly. GonE bEforE rEally making a mark................ Ok but HE's totally still alivE, right? ThErE is no way hE isn't. I'd havE found thE body alrEady, FUCK, thEy had mE sEarching for WeeKS! I might be a littlE EccEntric, but I do my job damn wEll, alright? 'Aint no way that littlE fish diEd whEn thEy all think hE did! Of coursE, I can't say any of this publicly, that would mEan agrEEing with Naiomi's crazy ass, and I wont bE caught DeAD doing anythin' likE that."
"GirliE has talEnt, that's for surE. It's always such an honor to havE hEr doing your portrait, and I always fEEl awful whEn I havE to constantly intErupt so I can takE carE of somEthing. If anyonE was EvEr curious as to why my portraits takE thE longEst to do, that's why. I can't rEally hElp it though, and shE sEEms to undErstand that. WEll. For thE most part, at lEast."
"Has randomly appEarEd at my doorstEp a total of 5 timEs. At this point. How did hE gEt 80 KilomEtErs undEr thE ocEan? No idEa. Did hE Earn my rEspEct all 5 timEs? Abso-fuckin-lutEly. AbsolutE mad man."
yea idk who it i$ but a couple of p$ychic mf$ have told me im bein watched by a p$ionic with a weird ability. gue$$ that'$ what happen$ when u got look$ like the$e B) kind of a confidence boo$ter, mo$tly i forget abt it. a$ long a$ he look$ away when im taking a dump, i mean hey w/e yk? it$ like havin a twitch chat u don't look at. blu get$ all fu$$y over it but he deal$ idk
๐ God I wish that was me. ๐ No thoughts. Only actions that I'm too blind to realize will fuck me over eventually. ๐ The dream, honestly. He's like my personal reality tv show. ๐
*dodges thrown object* ( . . . ๅฑฑไธจๅไธจ ๅฉๅไธไธๅฑฑใๅฐบแช. ?. ... ใๅๅๅ า ใใใฉ. ) *vanishes*
๐ This. MOTHERFUCKER. Anytime he needs me he doesn't bother to, I don't know, knock or say "hey" or ANYTHING. HE JUST STANDS BEHIND ME UNTIL I REALIZE. ๐
ugh!! the way ppl TALK abt her sometimes--!! i can't believe she's just not bothered at all... i mean YEAH she has hella huge heckin honkers & hair length i envy (slay), but that doesn't mean she's just there to look hot!! she's speakin the words of the messiahs, guys, come on! ARRRG it drives me crazy :( i've gotten- um- into a few fights over it, hehe. she made me do a lot of cartwheels to atone for what i did 2 the other guys...
She's such a doll, really. She l-stens, she learns, and she takes the truth to heart w-thout quest-on. - m-ght've seen her take notes once or tw-ce. Truly a role model to be looked up to. Now... -f one could s-mply calm her rage -nto someth-ng more ak-n to my own... She could make a fantastic successor.
โ ... โ sister muerte was the first person i came to โ way back when i was starting to doubt. โ because if anyone could clear things up ~ it'd be our Priestess, right? โ i was just, curious at that point โ that turned out to be a mistake, ha ha โ she responded- really.. in a bad way... โ i ended up only feeling ashamed and more confused. โ i struggle to look at her even now, man. โ and i don't think she's forgotten it... โ
Fool-sh boy. - could potent-ally go so far as to call h-m... a nonbel-ever. -t hurts my heart and soul to th-nk that he has found h-mself so lost, lost to the po-nt of -gnorance and blasphemy. He st-ll f-nds h-mself w-th-n the aud-ence, at the very least. -t's trag-c, really. He's far to cute to end up on the alter.
Oh yez! The dear Vox Fatuus! Did you know 6.12% of our ticket salez go to her lovely church? My circuz iz all about the truthz people refuze to zee, after all!
So humble. So... generous. The church apprec-ates h-s donat-ons. One almost quest-ons why M-rage has -t out for him. Almost. Bus-ness is bus-ness, after all.