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The charismatic owner of the Pandora House, he is a man known for his wit, style, and charisma. He is a cosmic, interdimensional being that could smite you puny humans in a heartbeat if he so desired, but will refrain because he is just that kind. You're welcome.

***this message brought to you by none other than Hiroshi***

This wonderful woman is in charge of the Pandora House's finances. With a wicked aptitude for money and business, she's there to always help the Pandora House flourish. Wirin absolutely adores animals, so feel free to bring your pet by to say hello, and maybe Wirin will bring out one of her own monstrosities! We apologize if said monstrosity decides your pet is a scrumptious meal and consumes it, and we promise to bring it right back to life.

Jeremy is our wonderful unknown entity and a valuable employee of the Pandora House. He inhabits the building itself, and is capable of controlling things within. He doesn't say much, but if you ever want to interact, make sure to bring some tuna sandwiches as a sacrifice. If not to his satisfaction, you may lose your shoes, or possibly your life. We hold no responsibility for Jeremy's actions.

Yog'saroth is our lovely lich and resident magical expert! This guy's been around for a looooong time. If you ever speak to him, and don't understand anything he's saying, don't worry about it, and simply grab another employee to translate. Thanks to his vast amount of knowledge on magic and magical items, he can find anything for you in just seconds! Maybe even some of those, ahh... less than savory dealings that you best keep locked away, nudge nudge, wink wink.

The beautiful assistant and bartender of the Pandora House. She helps our fantastic owner Hiroshi keep things running, but also makes the most delicious drinks this side of the multiverse. Calm and pleasant, she'll be happy to listen to you ramble on about your pathetic love life without too much of a hassle. Oh, what would we do without you and your wonderful drinks, Eraken?

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Eizou is our wonderful librarian, and caretaker of all of its secrets! Ask him any question, and he'll surely know the answer to it; it's why he always wins trivia nights. You'll be able to spot him right away with his flashy yukata and his ever-present mutterings of being a lone samurai on the road. If not, you'll surely find him surrounded by stacks of manga. Please don't be alarmed by the very realistic-looking katana he always carries around; we assure you it's most definitely fake!

Alex is one of our two student part-time workers! He's only been with us for a short time, but we already cherish him dearly, and make him and Troy do all of our grunt work. Thanks for all your help, Alex! He's a little shy and a bully victim, but it's okay to make conversation with him!

Edit: this is Alex, why is Hiroshi not letting me change my description??? I'm not a bully victim-

Troy is the second of our lovely student workers! It's all thanks to Troy for getting Jeremy hooked on those tuna sandwiches and 5-day old gas station sushi, and now Jeremy will literally accept nothing else. Troy here takes care of most of the heavy lifting he's forced to with his saurian strength. Thanks for being here, Troy!

Edit: Alex I hate you, this is all your fault we got dragged into this mess