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I still dont wanna talk to anyone really, but I am writing Mandragora on the side of a longer commission. I'm once again sorry for not speaking to anyone, this is more to make sure that I'm still alive and still want to and still want to write.
As usual, my words don't work
Ok so, a lot of things are happening on my end. None of it is good and because I’m taking a pretty big hiatus. I’m not gonna be talking to anyone outside of commissions, everything else I’m requesting to be left alone just so I can process everything.
I’m sorry for the servers I’ve randomly left and anyone trying to reach out that I haven’t responded. I’m trying my best to hold it together, thank you for reading, sorry again
Hi there I don’t really know this person but they need some help, so yeah if you want some chibis check em out
I ain’t getting any comission orders just yet, so if anyone has any writing things they’d like to see from me. Throw em at me
Hi there, My Name is Sam or Professional Dumbass. I am opening writing commissions due to a lack of income and the fact that College is going to bankrupt me at this point.
Will Write:
Heavy Gore
Straight NSFW
Fluff
Romance
Backstory
OC concepts/designs
Wont:
Pedo stuff
Gay NSFW (I am not confident in my ability to write this, as I am Straight)
Music Lyrics
Scat and Watersports
Anything that would put me on a watch list
Prices:
5 USD for 500 words
11 USD 1000
17 USD 1500
2000+ words is a negotiable price
NSFW is a flat + 5 USD
For creating an OC bio it is + 5 USD
TOS
- I am allowed to turn down any commission
- Payment will happen when I’m halfway through the commission and the buyer approves
- All payments will be done by PayPal invoice
- If you post the commission must credit me
- Do Not use my work for commercial use
- To Purchase NSFW or Gore You MUST give me some sort of confirmation you are 18
Lots of times, feels like my family straight up ignored what I have to say. Starting to make me think I’m without a voice sometimes.
Anyways yeah shits wack rn bye
Go check em out, they are good folk plus their art slaps
Hi guys so, I’m only gonna get one comission this week cause I got paid less than usual. SO!
I asked this to a couple friends already but I’m askin everyone
Danndraa’s cannon death on the pyre
Or
Danndraa is a 1920’s flapper fit (duck you caused this to get stuck in my head)
yeah I ain't gonna be around
God I’m tempted to be so cringe and
Well I wanna voice act my own stores but idk if I really should. If I do I’m making a YouTube channel to do it