Ok so I'm having Valnier brainrot. 

General idea is post your oc here and he'll give his general thoughts on the oc and his usual sass @ them

Hey guys, I don’t think I wanna make Warhammer ocs anymore. The lore is utter garbage and I can’t make any half decent stories. Honestly it’s such a stupid fandom 

The TLDR is My brother is Fuckin th up my life right now so commissions are slow right now

my brother has run away from my dad’s home to skirt around the punishment for cutting a hole in an expensive couch. On top of that when my parents get very stressed they do something called “finance therapy”

which wouldn’t be bad if we weren’t going through a small crisis OVER THE COUCH! So yeah, shit is gonna be slow cause my brother is a assholes. Thank you all for any and all support 

Oh god Ima regret this. But I will now accept NSFW writing. It’s 10 bucks extra tho and I can’t promise like…ball bustin greatness 

So I really didn’t want to do this but life is kicking my family in the groin a bit. So I’m opening emergency writing commissions. 

Do’s
Action
Romance
Character description/backstory
Setting work

Don’t
NSFW
Racism & the like 

Prices 

500 words = 15 dollars 

1000 words = 30 dollars 

1500 words = 45 dollars

2000 words = 60 dollars 

If I go over the requested amount it is rounded down as to not charge more

Crafting a setting = +20%

Making a back story = +5%

Giving me a lot of background info to help = - 5 dollars off 

TOS: I can refuse any commission I don’t feel comfy doing, I only accept payments through paypal, and if you post anything I have written I would like to be credited

Slots 3/5

Contact at Professional Dumbass#0113

Ok so like

1: The fall of the black wood: Where Larkethiney finally takes over the one source of wood and outpost for Durtarv

2: Mandragora escaping temple Randrag: She found out her life was a lie and is running and killing

3: Danndraa at an event: Danndraa POV of her blending in with highsclass society

4: Marilyn's origin bullshit 

HEY UPDATE! I got my last final tomorrow so that means everyone I’m trading with will be getting updates soon! Thank you for your patience it means a bunch 

AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lads 

Basically just gimme some dub oc ideas so that I can warhammer them up and have some minor ocs to be in the back ground my latest one is

Name: Glass Beast 

Sexuality: yes

Species: Former human, Now Chaos Spawn of Slaanesh 

8’3 

Bio: Glass Beast is a mess of a Chaos Spawn, taking the form that is much like a coiled ball of snakes. With its main form of movement being it rolling. Many eyeless heads occasionally hit out from the winding mass of flesh to eat.

Due to Larkethiney being the sorcerer to overly mutate the former human, Glass Beast has a specific mutation that is very much to The Glass King’s liking. Crystal-like prisms jut from Glass Beasts' skin seemingly at random. When light strikes these prisms, light that is reminiscent of hyshian rainbow splendors is cast out around it. The Glass Beast often seems more like a ball of bright colors than the actual beast that it is

Ok bitches, gimme writing ideas before I open my writing comissions and make you guys pay for it

I am bat shit insane rn and obsessed with Veritas, Danndraa, and other people’s ocs rn