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SHE HAS ARRIVED! THE BRINGER OF MERCY! THE OMEN SLAYER! THE BLOOD PAGAN! 

The four chaos lords now have their horrible claws in the hide of Durtarv. They want the Sigmarite's birthright. They want the death of Durtarv. But hope flickers—the Fyreslayers march to war. The Gloomspite Grots, which hide in the caverns of the Blackwoods, are willing to fight the horrible chaos warlords. But they fight Durtarv as well. Warhorns sound in the Magma Web. The many fight against the few. 

May Sigmar guide us

The Plague Mistress has made herself known. She flies above the giants of Durtarv with her swarms. Beauty is made of sickness. Beauty is made of horror. Marilyn needs the people of Durtarv gone. She had wounded their greatest warrior once. Despite the Hag's persistence, scars, and loss. Marilyn remembers the woman. No matter how she has changed

Blood and drums now beat their warning calls. They are the last to arrive. But they shall wreck havock

Need help

Posted 1 year, 8 months ago by ProfessionalDumbass

Ok so holy hell, I’m working on the Nurgle lady, I have my notes for her. 

But shit is super fucking weird and I just can’t WRITE! I wanna have it done by tomorrow cause I wanna keep my trend going 

A Mustered Force

Posted 1 year, 8 months ago by Larkethiney ProfessionalDumbass

Which shall Arrive

3 Votes Blood
2 Votes Pus

The Glass King steps from the shadows. His groans and and demands for MORE SENSATION shall ring across the battlefield. Wonderful and horrible all in one 

The forces of the Blood god shall not be left out, and the most powerful of the four factions still await their turn. Blood and Pus, Glass and Vortex. Two have been shown, two have yet to be revealed. 

Random Bullshit

Posted 1 year, 8 months ago by ProfessionalDumbass

Ok so I'm thinking about the chaos champions in the works as a country rock band. I hate myself 

Chaos Calls

Posted 1 year, 8 months ago by ProfessionalDumbass

(Who do you want next)

3 Votes The Glass King
1 Votes The Plague Mistress
1 Votes The Blood Pagan

A champion has arrived. While she is cloaked in shadow, considered the Maw of Magic. She is but the first to grab at the city of Durtarv. While alone she is the most potent of magic welders in the realm of fire. 

How ever war drums sound. She is not alone in her desire to conquer The Moving City. The Glass King, the Plague Mistress, and the Blood Pagan now move upon the city. May Sigmar help us 

Oc question

Posted 1 year, 8 months ago by ProfessionalDumbass

Ye or nah

5 Votes Ye
0 Votes Nah

Ok so despite the fact I haven’t updated any of the ocs I wanted to in a couple days due to work

I wanna do another profile for a sorcerer gal that I got on my mind. BUT DONT GOT ART FOR! So really I’d just be makin a gal and praying someone likes her. Will prolly find SOME sort of face claim er somethin. But it’s still weird

Anyways yeah, might do it but y’all as usual decide my fate 

WIP TIME

Posted 1 year, 8 months ago by ProfessionalDumbass

Hey bitches

“I had fought the Dancer of Hysh.'' Axe-heart Oathsworn explained without any provocation. Danndraa rolled her three eyes in exasperation. The Khorn Warrior was a fool, but the fact he had yet to try and kill her was enough for her to listen. Not that the Tzeenchian lady cared much. But she listened, and she always learned 


The moment of silence annoyed Danndraa, she wasn’t one to wait when something was right in front of her “go on fool” She commanded. The bottoms of her face opening and closing with each word. The warriors pulled off his gloves to reveal his burned skin. Looking like a desert of scarred skin “Mandragora Randrag, the champion of the city we march on” he finally responded. 


She was perplexed. How could the both of them be alive if he had faced her? She was obviously adamantly against the fools who follow the blood god. But she 


Durtarv Help

Posted 1 year, 8 months ago by ProfessionalDumbass

HEY BITCHES!

For anyone reading this I just wanna ask, hey you guys wanna make more ocs?

Basically in Durtarv I'm losing my ability to creatively make ocs. So I just wanna ask if any y'all are interested in helping me out. Cause I don't even have idea for the current ruler of the fucking city. As for requirements? Human, Duardin (Dwarves), Aelves (Elfs) are all we can do race wise. But other than that they could be anything. Bar owner, begger, hell even the local food provisionist

It's dumb and I doubt anyone would care but I thought I'd ask