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I actually got into a race with this guy on the highway- I was being safe of course- but we REALLY pushed our bikes- and I'm not kidding around here when I say that I think we're both pretty lucky to have gotten out of that whole situation- We met up afterwards and hit it off pretty immediately- I've still got the post-race selfie here- look! It was a lotta fun- but also something I don't think I can personally recommend in good conscience- Who's to say though? You might just get a new friend out of it-
normally i gotta get all on the defense about wearin a wolf head and people givin me odd looks for it. woof. not that i give a shit. but uh. i think it's actually weirder that she DIDN'T... give me an odd look. she definitely noticed, but it definitely didnt break the top 5 weirdest things she'd seen, yaknow? ice cold. customer service changes a person, dog...
Just... as long as he doesn't piss in the isle. He's ok in my books.
hi can i get a water. with whipped cream on top. yeaaa like ghost water! oh should i pay for the whip?
On... on the top. Ok. This one... is on the house.
She happens to staff the coffee shop closest to mine and Fritta's office, so I usually pick up coffee for us both, and place her order slightly wrong intentionally. That's not her fault. Adequate service on a consistent basis. I hate to give a three out of five without context; she definitely does not get paid enough, whatever she is getting paid. I believe she belongs to the section and generation of trolls in unfortunate financial situations that have gone somewhat numb and indifferent to projecting a persona to represent a company they don't particularly care for. It's- I can't comment on that. And I'm sure she has a life outside of the workplace, this is not a comment on her personality. She does her job quickly and efficiently, and she gets my coffee right even if it's not a memorized order. There's not much more to ask for. ★★★☆☆
I think I see him often. Not sure. I do know that he rates absolutely everything. No matter. Where he goes. or what he does. But that doesn't bother me. I don't check my reviews.
Pardon My Intrusion. Have You SEEn A TaLL, BlEEding, Heretical PurpleblOOd Roaming Around? I've Received Word That They Went This Way, And It's Rather Important I Get Them Back Into Custody.
"They're in the restroom. And uh.... could you please clean up any messes you make in there."
"heated chocolate croissant. no bugs. please."
"Are you eating it here or to-go."
GASP~! is that my first run~ limited-edition merch~? i havent seen it~ in ages~~! take a selfie with me~, oh my gosh~! can i post this~ to my story~?
"Huh- HEY, wait a second-!"