Xonnie's Links
"I am not legally allowed to say no."
"can you pleaaaaase MaKe Me an iced blended upside-doWn White caraMel Macchiato latte Mocha? you can saY no." *winks*
"What size."
*fires off three shots into the back of the troll at the counter*
enemy %f the st&te, s%rry. c&n i get & bl&ck <eric&n%?
"People like you are the reason I go home every morning and ponder if death is truly the worst option."
The usual.
Oh... you don't know my usual order...? I see you here every day, so I thought you might have picked up on it, haha... sorry, yeah, oh, I still have to order? Um, sorry, yeah, can I get a, uhhhh, um. Actually, never mind. I'm gonna go- Sorry. Sorry!
".... Just.... just give it to me."
do y'knowww where i can finnd the post offffice around heere? i'm sss'posed to meeet a friennnd, but i'm not seein' himmm around...
Sir. Sir please. Sir, I can't let you behind the counter- sir. If you want to learn how to make coffee please apply for a job, sir-
"No, no, c'mmon, just let mme try it once, look, it'll be FINE-"
"$9.30."
Earl Grey with Cream and Sugar, please, and if you could drop in an Ice Cube or two so that I don't Scald my entire mouth on First Contact, that would be Fantastic. And one of those Fun little Shortbread Cookies so that I have something Adequate to snack on, if you Would.
"..... Ok....?"
*gasp* ~we're both cheating on stAArebucks? i'll mAAke sure not to tell, your secret is sAAfe with me. oh, AAnd AAn iced sweet teAA, thAAnk you.
"Aisle 3. The store was rearranged exactly 8 days ago."
(ExcusE me). (do you know whErE i can find a raTcheTing wrench around hErE)? [i can't sEEm to find any in any of the aisles that thEy'rE SuPPoSed to be in]. {bEtwEEn you and me, i wouldn't be SuRpRiSed if this was the work of one of my trOublEsOmE friends}. [thEy'rE AlwAys doing rIdIcUloUs things like this].
".... I said your total was $7.48"
...Girl, how do you live? Your vibes are mangled. (whispers) Do you need help?
"...... Wh at?"
! oh, I bet you're an interesting one to crack. ! you probably have something dark just under the surface, or you're the cataclysm to some underground revolutionary wing. ! I'll figure you out. ! Just give me enough time. ! o-
"....Oh, oh are you asking me? Very sorry. The one on the right... my right, your left- yes, that one."
Which one-of these belts do you-think looks better with this sweater? I'm trying-to pick out a new statement-piece here, but I'm just so indecisive... Ugh!
"Bye."
How is it I see you cashiering at a different store every day of the week? You don't have to answer- that was a rhetorical question- It would be kind of weird if i was actually trying to pry into your personal life- That would definitely be overstepping some boundaries- anyways thanks for your help bagging! Have a nice night- I'll probably see you again in some completely different store haha- Bye-
"Yeah. Any toppings. What size."
um' do you have' uh* ,muhlwein,? or hot chocolate* or anything warm* it is kind of' y,know' freezing outside today*
"..... Let me grab those size 7's first."
ooooh do you have these shoes in a size 7? they are so cute but i can only find huge highblood sizes and my feet are tiny!!! oh my god wait before you go these flats would look so cute on you! try them on ill buy them for you if they look good!
"Slide me $20 and never speak to me again and then you've got yourself a deal. $150 if you want professional quality filming."
arcade girl- can you please- pleasepleaseplease- film me acing this DDR combo? i know- i know- i'm going to look like an idiot in the final cut- but this guy just beat me- or my wr- and i gotta get him back- it'll take five minutes pleASE-
"Apologies, due to a certain... incident... the body paint has been moved to the side hallway, and we are missing quite a few colors as well. We should be getting the replacements in roughly 2 days, if you would like to order in advance."
**Homegirl, WHERE is the body paint around here? **I could have SWORN someone said that it was by the drinks, but I couldn't really hear them very well over all the bass thumping... *Hey, you wanna dance?