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HHAHGHHGAH,, PLEASE DONTTHG HURT ME, G HAFHUGH,,,
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Bennett is a big fan of Alanās books, even keeps a shelf on the break room with all of them and reads them whenever heās not placing chicken nuggets on other peopleās guts. He shared cryptid conversations with him on the ER room as Bennett tried to sew back one of the manās arms, doesnāt tend to ask him how such violent wounds happen. Even if he knew about Alanās crimes, he would stand on a neutral ground. He would hate to be his next victim, solely because he wouldn't be able to read about his own death if heāsā¦dead!
I'm as thrilled as any good author would be at seeing my tomes on his shelves, but his green and red combination is just so inspiring! ":-(" I'm getting tired of pouring red corn syrup on myself as an excuse to see it.
:( Please get hit by a car so you can come to the ER please i need to know what your guts look like im dying please get hurt sometime pl
The son of a bitch really did break my leg, but the views paid my hospital bills just fine!
STEALING HATS IN UENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (GONE WRONG) (HE BROKE MY LEG)
Hello Mugi! :) These wounds can't be possible without some external brute force, and I assume that same force that caused such injuries is the same bringing these little individuals into my ER, So please! If you donāt want to end up like them by some other mysterious brute force, I recommend you to stop assaulting your kind of the streets! Iāve seen your medical history, Mugi! I know what you're allergic to! :)
* holding broken crabs * HELLO DOCTOR SENSEI. THESE MIGNYANS TRIPPED OVER AND INJURED THEMSELVES AND THEREFORE NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION. THANKS.
For the last time, No. There won't be a live action of that doujinshi. I didn't even give permission to the artist to do that comic.
HRNGNGNG DHS Favorite doujin star! SIGN MY MANGA ETHAN!
What would you do if we accidental kissed? What would you do. What wof you do if we acidebtal kiss... What would you do if this happened. What would you do if we did this
:D Your wig, Madam.
A good friend. *picks J up by her neck* I like talking to her, she's fun to talk to. I could scarf down an entire chicken in front of her in 2 seconds and she wouldn't bat an eye.
[WHEEZING CAT SOUNDS] H. HHGHHE WWO? ? [brain shuts down. dies from lack of oxygen]
Jett often shows up to the emergency room with first degree burns and broken bones which often are cured or fixed by Bennett, He's pretty chatty as he tries to put bones back into place so he knows a thing or two about Jett. He often wishes him luck on his travels and tells him to stop flying his plane when sleep deprived, but Jett's continuous visits to the hospital prove his advice doesn't really get through him, He doesn't mind though!
Jett is very familiar with Bennett!!!! He does often find himself in the emergency room from his reckless stunts and can always count on Bennett to be there to fix him back up and advise him to avoid those crazy plane stunts. Unfortunately Jett always seems to wind up back where he started, but at least has someone to keep him company while recovering!
Sees her mostly at parties or when hanging out with mutual friends, they are not as close as the rest of the group, but they still get along. Her loud and reckless behavior sometimes annoys him when heās just trying to chill with his friends, and while he could use that in one of his videos, he refuses to ask her to be in one. His pride doesn't let him do it ever since he lost to her in a drinking game at one of Jason's parties.
Act like it's all cool for the sake of mutual friends, but they actually dislike eachother. Thinks he's too pretentious and snobby. Though she secretly likes his videos and is subscribed to him.
She likes to annoy him by remarking the time she won him first place at a drinking game.
Alfie sees Ernie as a little brother and wants to protect him at ALL COSTS. One of the few mignyans alfie would never harm and wont hesitate to kill on sight for him. He takes Ernies feelings into consideration always and tries his best (even tho he isnt the best at it) to not freak him out or do anything he wouldnt like (in front of him at least). Alfie never admits he does these things though.
Even when fully aware of the violent and erratic personality Alfie has, Ernie has never been uncomfortable with him around. Ernie sees him as a brotherly figure that takes the time and effort to look after him even when Heās just a shitty small crab. They spend a lot of time together just messing around, Alfie even teached him how to throw a knife with his tiny crab legs! Ernie appreciates him a lot.
Used to hang out with Scott until he heard Scott talking shit behind his back and making fun of him. Scott can't get away with that, that's what Lucille does to OTHER people!!! Now Lucille hates his guts and they're in the middle of a prank war against each other. You better enjoy your long hair while you have it, Scott...
Scott used to be 'friends' with Lucille, pranking people and generally being nuisances together until the little squirt caught him talking shit. He was just speaking the truth!
tries his best to stay away from him to avoid beaten beaten senselessly
has seen him lurking around in the streets on more than one occasion. thinks he's a creep but isn't concerned about him
Lucille thinks this kids obsession with mignyans is hilarious. He likes to fuck with him and get him to second guess his mignyan knowledge. He tries to make his life miserable but this kid never seems to budge, no matter how many times he beats him up or pushes him around. Now that he thinks about it, it kind of pisses him off. He's gonna go punch the shit out of him right now. Assaulting teenagers is officially off his bucket list.
was originally going to approach him after The Glove Incident to ask him questions about Ethan, but was instead confronted by him before he could say anything. Otaku is somewhat like a punching bag solely for Lucille's entertainment, but no matter what happens to him he somehow manages to always keep a positive outlook on everything. He's too dense to figure out Lucille is a mignyan.
Back when Ernie was a crab, Ethan couldnāt manage to dislike Ernie because he saw himself reflected on the little guy, so he provided him housing so heād be safe from other mignyans that threatened to hurt him. Their friendship quickly deteriorated soon after Ernie got a host, which led them to stop being friends and stay in bad terms. At first, Ethan pretended he didnāt care, but he actually feels very bad about the way he treated Ernie. He attempted to apologize a few times in the past, but Ernie avoids him at all costs.
When Ernie got a host and returned to work with Ethan after being absent for some time, Ethan for unknown reasons became extremely strict and mean towards Ernieās schedule, work, and overall person. It got so bad that it made Ernie develop serious self-esteem issues. Shortly after realizing how toxic their friendship was, Ernie decided to quit working for Ethan and stopping talking to him completely. Ethan tries to contact him every now and then to apologize, but Ernie absolutely refuses to speak to him until Ethan learns to manage his emotional issues.
Has seen him roaming outside his house a few times, and notices he always assists to his meet and greets and asks him weird conspiracy questions, Ethan doesn't give him too much thought or attention because he knows no one will believe him. Otaku kind of reminds him of his host when he was alive and he Hates That.
obsesses over the thought that he could be a mignyan on a daily basis after the whole glove incident. doesn't care much for him as a person or his content though. he attends meet and greets solely to ask him crab related questions, though he's promptly escorted from the venue for being a nuisance. he's constantly ranting about Ethan conspiracies on online forums, and he's almost always banned for spam. his main goal is to expose Ethan as a Crab Man, but it's not going very well so far.
her voice sounds like a rubber duck on crack and she ugly on the inside and outside
kanon didn't do anything but he keeps bullying kanon desu... so mean desu!
[translation: hes a fucking incel bitch who doesn't deserve the air he breathes]
She thinks he is absolutely adorable and endearing. She can't help but feel bad for how often he gets upset and tries to comfort him whenever that happens.
Sees her as a motherly figure, appreciates her a lot even if Sheās sometimes really clumsy and hits him with stuff around the hospital. Wouldnāt ever get close to that building if she wasnāt there! But she is, so Ernie visits sometimes.
He thinks Ernie is adorable and fun! He hopes Ernie can come out of his shell one day and infect someone because he wants to hang out with him and play video games! Ernie can't play video games as a crab! He doesn't have any hands!
Despite being really quiet, Ernie has a lot of fun hanging out with Junko! He likes to climb on his arms and go look for a potential host for Ernie, but they never have success on their hunt (Ernie is too picky!). He can actually play video games if he tries hard enough, but refuses to do so because he doesnāt want to lose because of his tiny crab legs.
Admires Uriel's collected and calm personality and attitude in the most stressful and intense of operations. Sometimes he stays on the surgery room where she works to observe her methods, even when she kindly asks him to leave repeatedly. Likes to exchange tips on how to successfully remove organs from patients and share contacts on the traffic business.
Though she can't agree with his work ethics, she does acknowledge his efforts. Finds him amusing and entertaining outside of the operating room and his more unorthodox methods a pleasure to learn for ...other purposes. Perhaps she'll try it on him one day, so he can experience it for himself.
Valentine sees Alfie as a little troublemaker and is always entertained by his antics and pranks, he could make the shittiest joke in the world and she would laugh at it. She views him like a little brother and thinks he's endearing.
is one of the few mignyans alfie wouldnt do any harm to and treats her with the utmost respect. He'd never admit it but he sees her as an older sister.
Works at the same hospital as Bennett. She often ends up helping him the most out of all the doctors and likes to hang out with him outside of work as well. Though she's clumsy and usually messes up, it mixes perfectly in the end with Bennett's..... strange working habits.
Shares workplace with Valentine, She's basically the only one on the hospital willing to assist him on his operations and greatly appreciates her chaotic help. She's also kind of his grasp on reality when he attempts very risky and dangerous methods, probably saved a bunch of mignyans from an excruciating death by stopping him on time.
Lucille started out being a crazed fan of Ethan's youtube channel, collecting all of his merch and foaming at the mouth if anyone else said they liked his content more. Ethan begrudgingly allowed him to cameo in some of his videos, but after many months of endlessly pursuing Ethan he finally managed to lasso him into a relationship. He couldn't be happier! He never really cared about relationships before Ethan came along but DAMN that man owns his heart and he'll be damned if he's gonna risk letting anybody else snatch him. He loves teasing Ethan and doing things to intentionally press his buttons. He's determined to break Ethan's tsundere charade and bring out that incel romantic inside of him.
Even with his cryptid background of flooding his comment section when he was first starting his career online, Ethan never considered Lucille a bad person, maybe annoying, but not bad. With time he progressively became more and more permissive with how much Lucille would influence on his work and later, his personal life. To this day, he still has no idea how he became so attached to Lucille. After all, he was very well aware relationships with fans werenāt meant to last at all! But weirdly he felt like they were the exception, maybe because they were aliens. He never imagined himself loving someone until heā¦ Well. You Know. Met this rat. Now as much as he tries to deny it he just canāt help care genuinely about him! Even if Ethan has trouble telling Lucille that he loves him, Ethan appreciates how patient and loving Lucille is to him. If he hears someone question the legitimacy of their relationship or his feelings he wonāt say anything, heās going to straight up taser their crotch.
alfie always fucks with ethan and plays the victim for him in his YT videos. They have a ship name called #ELFIE from ethans fans. Ethan is Alfies first friend he made since coming to earth so he considers him a bro for life.
Ethan considers him a complete nuisance and his best friend. Their friendship started as a business partnership where Alfie worked for Ethan as a stuntman on his videos or be the one to get hurt on them so Ethan doesnāt have to. He didnāt predict that Alfie would follow him around at all times and get him in all sorts of trouble, which made Ethan want to avoid him at all costs. He soon realized it was useless, he was stuck with this rat and eventually got used to it. To this day Ethan wonāt admit he legitimately cares about Alfie, denying any implication despite clearly showing concern for Alfieās safety when heās about to do something incredibly stupid and dangerous. He still treats Alfie the same as everyone else, the guy just gets a pass sometimes because they spent so much time dealing with each other.
Ichijou finds himself being a lab rat for Bennett more often than he'd like. He despises him and tries to avoid him so he isn't put back on the lab table or used as a test subject.
He suspects Bennett has some otherworldly ability to sense whenever he's around because he Always finds him. ALWAYS.
Appreciates his willingness to collaborate with medical tests and try new mignyan-safe procedures (procedures pending to be considered safe). Makes sure not to push him to the edge of death too often. Can smell his sadness reeking blood from a mile. Has seen all his inner organs multiple times and wants to pick up his long bang with a clip. Run, boy.