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Alfie thinks Lucille is an epic gamer, they often go out and cause mayhem together. If you ever see the two of them together, run.
Alfie is one of Lucille's little bastard friends. They get in trouble and pester people all of the time, pulling pranks and destroying private property for fun. They're a terrible duo and they destroy everything that comes in their path.
alfie always fucks with ethan and plays the victim for him in his YT videos. They have a ship name called #ELFIE from ethans fans. Ethan is Alfies first friend he made since coming to earth so he considers him a bro for life.
Ethan considers him a complete nuisance and his best friend. Their friendship started as a business partnership where Alfie worked for Ethan as a stuntman on his videos or be the one to get hurt on them so Ethan doesn’t have to. He didn’t predict that Alfie would follow him around at all times and get him in all sorts of trouble, which made Ethan want to avoid him at all costs. He soon realized it was useless, he was stuck with this rat and eventually got used to it. To this day Ethan won’t admit he legitimately cares about Alfie, denying any implication despite clearly showing concern for Alfie’s safety when he’s about to do something incredibly stupid and dangerous. He still treats Alfie the same as everyone else, the guy just gets a pass sometimes because they spent so much time dealing with each other.
is one of the few mignyans alfie wouldnt do any harm to and treats her with the utmost respect. He'd never admit it but he sees her as an older sister.
Valentine sees Alfie as a little troublemaker and is always entertained by his antics and pranks, he could make the shittiest joke in the world and she would laugh at it. She views him like a little brother and thinks he's endearing.
when ernie finally gets his host alfie tries his best to make sure he doesnt evacuate it. Always makes sure to check up on him even if ernie doesnt know it.
Appreciates greatly that Alfie still checks if he’s alright every now and then. He’s always willing to help Alfie in non-illegal activities so he can somehow repay him for everything he has done for him when he was a crab. Though Ernie wishes Alfie wouldn’t just look through his windows to see if he’s fine. He can knock the door and Ernie can have him as his guest, you know?
Alfie sees Ernie as a little brother and wants to protect him at ALL COSTS. One of the few mignyans alfie would never harm and wont hesitate to kill on sight for him. He takes Ernies feelings into consideration always and tries his best (even tho he isnt the best at it) to not freak him out or do anything he wouldnt like (in front of him at least). Alfie never admits he does these things though.
Even when fully aware of the violent and erratic personality Alfie has, Ernie has never been uncomfortable with him around. Ernie sees him as a brotherly figure that takes the time and effort to look after him even when He’s just a shitty small crab. They spend a lot of time together just messing around, Alfie even teached him how to throw a knife with his tiny crab legs! Ernie appreciates him a lot.
https://youtu.be/2T_obaO46Bo?t=70
Alfie...you're a complete imbecile. I'm not sure how you got into my bedroom but we both know you can't stay here.
Keep me out of your crazy antics, you do you, but I don’t wanna be in the middle of your problems.
2 chaotic crackheads, reckless and carefree just fucking things up in the world around them! Tsumi started a knife collection after being inspired by all those knife tricks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tniK9zVjL8
YOU OWE ME 15 LITERS OF YOUR BLOOD LITTLE MAN. PLEASE PAY YOUR DEBT I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED!
CAN YOU GIVE ME ROBO LEGS PLEASE SAY YES
I can give you as many robot limbs as you'd like, for the price of being my lab rat!
i want uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh number 5 with a large fry
"fuck fUCK WHO LET THE RAT IN THE LAB"
LEMME RIDE ON UR BACK OLD MAN!
JESUS CHRIST, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. ARE YOU FROM THE SEWER? ARE YOU FROM THE FUCKING SEWER? IF I CHOKEHOLD YOU AM I GOING TO CATCH FUCKING RABIES?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UECzZN4YzAk
SIR. PLEASE. I'LL BUY YOU A JUICE OR SOMETHING JUST PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE GET OFF THE CEILING. YOU'RE ALSO UNDERAGE. PLEASE LEAVE. I'M BEGGING YOU