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"You are Evil. You are unyielding. You are incapable of love. I am running away. I am packing my rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond with my new gryphon friend. I can no longer thrive in this household."
*gets off the couch to do something*
*500000%* fucking done*
Hey, do you ever walk by a bush and just
Pull a leaf off of it?
"it does 100% :)"
"what is your problem?? Does seeing me fail make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life??"
"oh fucking christ."
*shaking glass jar* "Oh boy oh boy! It's been a while since we cracked open the leeches, eh?"