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"strawberry is quite... loud. however, my sibling seems to enjoy her company, and i don't mind when we go and pick flowers together. do not tell them this, but i do love their personality, even if i may get overwhelmed at times."
"cub is a darling! most cats don't see it, but i certainly do!! ze is like... an orange! or some other skinned fruit or the like? you have to peel away that stoic expression of his and only then can you enjoy the fulfilling, sweet inside."
weasel fam /pos, and only if they also have hot chocolate.
weasel fam /pos
come get coffee with me sometime, 'kay? u can talk abt all ur nerdy shit (/pos) if u want
yes, ofc, let me grab gatorade and i'll be there.
hey do you wanna come hang out? i found a horror movie banned in several countries due to snuff film allegations.
MÅNEN!!!!!! i haven’t slept so would you like to silent vc so we can both nap :]]]]]]]]]]] **already in the call, on mute and tucked into bed**
yes ofc silent vc time :]]]] [immediately joins and starts getting ready for bed]
WHY ARE THERE TWO?????? [watches all the tiktoks]
mouse deer hamburger. [spams tiktoks]
[slamming car door shut] "drive. anywhere but here. go."
"okkkkkkkk!! but i can't promise we'll go the speed limit!"
"no." immediately starts making brownies.
can you make me peanut butter brownies (٥⁀▽⁀ )
hi, i'm here for more books.
hi honey bunches ice tea, i got you some round the corner.
“you, you’re thimble. you’re a lion. you’re in *name of lab* with me. Crane. You’re scared but it’s okay. I’m here. I’m here thimble.”
"where -- where am i? crane? crane, what's going on?"
“RIOOOOOOOOOO, yes I know it’s 3am but PLEASE I just finished a fanfic and I need you to beta read it”
"only if it's about marvel. i only wake up at three am for marvel."
i will literally kill you (is trying not to laugh his ass off)
in the stripped club.
straight up "jorking it".
and by "it", haha, well.
𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺. 𝘔𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘴
have u maybe tried like... just getting better? [playing fps game]
have you tried shutting the fuck up? (/lh)
[playing rdr] "oh, i will steal your horse so fast don't even test me."
[riding away as fast as humanly possible] “ok short stack catch up first”
[talking about blue footed booby over facetime] "KNOX HURRY LOOK AT THIS BOOBIE!!! LOOK HOW COOL IT IS!!"
[literally can’t stop wheezing] “LU-LUE- PLEASE, PLEASE COME AND SEE THIS BOOBIE.”
wow just get good lmao
[salty about dying in a match] "i don't care if we are on a team, i fucking kill you myself."
“ TEO WHAT WHERE’D YOU GO NO PLEASE THERES A MONSTER PLEASE TEO PLEASE IM TOO YOUNG AND RICH FOR THIS “
[playing a horror game] "what do you mean there's a monster? i'm literally already out of the maze."
[signing] "oh, thank you."
*All in sign*
“I got you a bug today. It’s a centipede. Take it.”