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(A BRIEF LOUD SHRIEK SOUNDS OUT BEFORE SWIFTLY BEING SNUFFED OUT)
(to cecilia) hey sorry but we put your boyfriend in a glue trap. yeah no, i don't really get it either. no no it's just like the meme of the week. yeah, he's pretty stuck in there. sorry. I'm so sorry.
careful white chocolate wouldnt want you to melt
sorry I have a fiance
you’re a little pissbaby that’s what u are
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
I WAUNT YOU
(holds out a platter of half burnt, half completely raw meat, seasoned with something completely unidentifiable, and smells extremely bad) i made it for youuuuu babygirl ^_^
please leave me alone this is the 4th time today
is ur mom single lol