when u browse through an art site and see amaze arts

and then stare at your own

//utter disappointment lmao//

//bc it's fabulous B)//

http://tapastic.com/episode/199698 it makes more sense if you start from the page before

it also makes more sense if you read the prologue BUT it kind of sucks so don't abandon it if u don't like the prologue plz bc i promise that ch. 1 pg. 1 is better pfft

hopefully

maybe

not really

frick at this rate imma have to quit deviantart to get all these done LMAO

i mean i'm writing six stories:

- silence

-who am i

-sewer slaves

-quarantine

-silence sequel: jungle of souls

-silence prequel: dreamcatcher /D

AND plan on doing 4 comics:

-misfits- teenage criminals including a girl who killed her family with a fork

-shattered fantasy

-raccon + girl - inspired by Raikukitty lmao this is going to be hilarious hAHAH

-Gatekeeper - backstory of this dude http://toyhou.se/99699.alice

plus i have to manage jellycats and post on instagram and stuff

and practice violin

and i'm learning this new piano song (i played piano for four years before but it's been a long wihle and my level of piano skill is so low rn i think its going to take me three months to learn the song omigod bc im self learning, its called little me , you know it Raikukitty pft its i always read treble clef with violin music so i have to adjust to reading bass clefe again -.- 

plus im doing afterschool volleyball

AND honor's orchestra (orchestra for "good people" *v* lmao but what sucks is that the concert is on HALLOWEEN WTF -- anywho it looks good on your permanent record so whatever)

and have like at least two hours of homework

plus once in a while i'll have to socialize with my friends lmao

im running a tight schedule here

remember to register your jellycat on the masterlist at http://jellycat-species.deviantart.com !!

and also

have this auction http://greenfurkitti.deviantart.com/art/OPEN-Starbucks-Jellycat-Auction-558100639 

bids are ptty low //cri// but oh well rip

i can't reply to messages rip because my laptop is being weird, and its for the same as deviantart too ://

every site i accessed in china is glitching up rn even after i restarted my computer so idk

so sorry if I don't reply to your comment!

i mean if you tell me that i will literally laugh until i can't breathe

for these really simple reasons

1) um waterdogs are dogs. jellycats are cats. lmao hahahaha im laughing just typing this i mean

2) jellycats have zero water. waterdogs have zero jelly. um.

3) waterdogs have half their body made of water (more than half). jellycats have like uh idk less than 1/4 of JELLY

4)waterdogs have absolutely nothing to do with jelly or food

5) jellycats have completely different traits than waterdogs for example there are no bi head waterdogs

6) waterdogs have water that taste like.....water. jellycats have jelly that taste like food lmao

7) jellycats can stand on your shoulder. waterdogs are the size of dogs (i think pfft)

8) jellycats have blob pets, waterdogs don't have water blob thingy ma bobs

9) waterdogs have sand and water. jellycats have fur and flesh and jelly

10) waterdogs and jellycats are complete opposites. white and black are opposites. are you saying that black is a ripoff of white? lmaoooo

if you say that jellycats are a ripoff then you better be prepared to give me 10 counter reasons

like ok

1) don't call someone fat and expect them to like you

2) don't criticize my violin playing when you don't know squat about music

3) when you use the toilet, there's something called flushing

4) don't break into song suddenly when we are in public or else i will pretend i don't know you because you sound so bad i could cut off my ears

5) don't sing at night because how the heck am i supposed to sleep with your croaky ugly voice ringing in my ears

ALSO my mom and my grandparents always insist on holding my hand when we are walking...

um even my cousin finds that hilarious i mean he was like "are you a grade schooler" and "even if some dude comes to kidnap you its not like holding hands will make a difference" and "its not like your going to run away" and "we are literally walking 10 feet away from home its not like your going to get lost"

very true

and also i went to the store with my grandma and she was like "this is my granddaughter from america" and the clerk was like "does she understand me?" and i was about to say yes and then my grandma was like "very little"

wtf i can actually understand a lot thank you very much

mangas/animes that i have read and loved:

fullmetal alchemist (YES), magi (YES), seven deadly sins, tokyo ghoul (YES), pandora hearts (YES), hunter x hunter (YES), soul eater, black butler, SAO

idk it seems like i like animes where the characters have a tragic past or experience something tragic that changes them and effects their personality :0 like in pandora hearts, oz's father rejects him, in hunter x hunter his father left him, in tokyo ghoul; well kaneki becomes a ghoul lmao, in seven deadly sins; they were wrongly accused (i think i haven't read the whole thing), in soul eater , soul gets slashed and that changes maka, in fma al and ed did human transmutation and lost stuff , in black butler ciel lost everything basically pfft -- the only one that doesn't really fit that is SAO i think

so I'm forced to stay at my grandparents house (on my dad's side) because apparently if I don't my grandma will be angry

and so my grandpa has this computer but in china practically every site i use is blocked

i can only use those sites with my phone because location is turned off but you have to set up a proxy server or a vpn if you want to do that with a computer ;-;

and whats even worrse is that this computer doesn't even have flash so I can't even play club penguin lmao which is ilke my last resort

and kissmanga loads but the mangas don't ugh and i can't watch anime because of no flash and toyhouse is literally the only site that I can use right now

//sighs//

also guys yesterday i was at a mushroom hotpot and i met this girl who is 13 and she's my cousin and so later that day she showed me this uber gory anime clip where a girl's face exploded like it expanded and her eyeballs and blood and brain stuff flew everywhere omigod and we showed our parents and we were both laughing hysterically because that was the funniest clip I'd ever seen i mean

"hello there" says the guy

//girl face explodes//

 

I was trying out a different style (it probably looks the same to you guys /D but i did change a few things up) and anyways I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER DESIGN AAAAAAAAAAA I already spent six minutes looking for a name and everything /D i decided on Midori which is short for midorioro i think idr i spelled it wrong thats for sure BUT it means green in japanese ! green tea was like ryokucha or something and i wwas like nah

but should i sell her hhng idk she was supposed to be for an auction bbut i fell in love //cries//