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We're driving in my three wheeler and we're going through a roundabou tnow and your big ol ears are poking out the window and we're living la vida loca tits in the wind. I mean, it's an admirable life to live and it's one i wouldnt wanna live with anyone other than you yknow? I'm smiling at you and we turn too hard to feel the thrill of the spin and .. well, Our car trips. It's a sad way to go but we're smiling and we're playing our song (YOU know the one!) and we're trying ****** defiancy and it's fun, and we're having fun. Cus your my fart and your my little taco from sausage party and you . An di wouldnt wnat to be rollin in this shitty little dingy little car with my musty crusty bumper stickers with asnyone else. Kay? Sausage party
maybe we could pick some flowers sometime! :D
can i drink your bottle? a snack maybe? a treat?
My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch.
I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?
youre so poggers babe. when you first told me i was stinky i was pepehands, but when you told me you were kapping, i was so happy to be jebaited. im omegalul but you love me no matter what. together we can live a life free of weirdchamps. just you and me babe.
marriage? poggers.