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"He is truly a vile man, nothing but violence and sinful wrath."
"He spouts nothing but flowery bullshit. He annoys me so much."
"I don't know how you managed to stack the can tower... in reverse, but you did."
"What you need, my friend is willpower!! And like........ four cans of red bull."
"Please leave me alone."
"So like, you were a human that died?? How was it on earth???? Were there any other demons? Did you die accidentally? Wereyoukidnappedlikethosecoolnovelsiimported-"
"I just want to know how you managed to collapse the entirety of the cereal aisle."
"A drop of luck and an unfortunately slippery floor is the answer."
"Bah, rookie's gonna learn eventually to just turn off and not be bothered by stuff. Death and hospitals go hand in hand."
"The first time I had a kid die in my arms and went into the supply closet to cool off, he was there. He gave me a Toothy Pop while I was sobbing my ass off, and it still gives me whiplash thinking about it."
"I still hope for the day you stop calling me at 2 in the morning to ask for flowers."
"You got me that poofaloo flower right?"
"Shiki? Bleh bleh bleh... they're nothing more than an imitation of the true hellraiser :)"
"I wish I was around longer before being unceremoniously kicked out, Pluto and I feel very similar. :)"
"My beloved little Shikijou lacks a certain 'appreciation' for mortal traditions. I cannot help but feel that in my time here with the little humans, none but myself would be capable of showing them such delights."
"Two peas in a pod, two star crossed brothers, two sides of a cosmic coin. That's what we are, dear Roku."
"I find myself at the constant mercy of angry banished gods."
"I wish we'd met again while he was down here, bet we would've had fun :)"
"A god who serves themself before their people is hardly worthy of being called 'god' at all."
"Maybe if you learned to share we wouldn't have gotten in this situation."
"The poor poor souls that have been taken before their time due to Shikijou's... antics..."
"Weeeeeeeeeeeet dooooooooooooooooooooog. Stinky weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog."